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posted 8/3/2010 11:17:20 PM |
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  TexasRacer

I have to come clean with all my AMD friends. I've been dishonest with ya'll.

I'm the Center Of The Universe.

Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what a egocentric self centered jerk Matt is!" But wait a minute! It's not my fault! It had to be somebody, right?

I was just minding my own business one day, having a nice quite lunch at the local park enjoying a few peaceful minutes away from my day job as "Ruler of the Earth" and up walks the Old Center Of The Universe and says to me, "Yo doofus, pay attention!! You are now the Center Of The Universe..." I'm like "WTF mate! what does that mean?" I remember the Old Center Of The Universe walking way laughing saying something to the effect, "Sucks to be you!"

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Fckmhrdtnght

Aug 3 @ 11:35PM  


you are adorable thanks for the chuckle
1bunny629

Aug 4 @ 1:35AM  
I don't think it is you...I think it is someonelse...sorry...but I am glad you're happy with you...
whisperingcomet

Aug 4 @ 7:52AM  
I thought every one knew that??
theSkwirl

Aug 4 @ 1:39PM  
You darned well better be the center of your universe.. or you ain't livin right!

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