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I have to come clean

posted 8/3/2010 11:17:20 PM |
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I have to come clean with all my AMD friends. I've been dishonest with ya'll.

I'm the Center Of The Universe.

Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "what a egocentric self centered jerk Matt is!" But wait a minute! It's not my fault! It had to be somebody, right?

I was just minding my own business one day, having a nice quite lunch at the local park enjoying a few peaceful minutes away from my day job as "Ruler of the Earth" and up walks the Old Center Of The Universe and says to me, "Yo doofus, pay attention!! You are now the Center Of The Universe..." I'm like "WTF mate! what does that mean?" I remember the Old Center Of The Universe walking way laughing saying something to the effect, "Sucks to be you!"

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Aug 3 @ 11:35PM  

you are adorable thanks for the chuckle

Aug 4 @ 1:35AM  
I don't think it is you...I think it is someonelse...sorry...but I am glad you're happy with you...

Aug 4 @ 7:52AM  
I thought every one knew that??

Aug 4 @ 1:39PM  
You darned well better be the center of your universe.. or you ain't livin right!

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