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Silly, Funny....maybe real???

posted 7/31/2010 2:25:15 PM |
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These were sent to me by one of my customers last night..And this, people, is an example of why no one wants to live in Memphis .

Believe it or not ,
These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is.............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster..
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.










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StraddleMyNose

Jul 31 @ 2:40PM  


This was funny!
somnium

Jul 31 @ 2:55PM  
THEY WALK AMONG US!!!!

Good grief!!!

1bunny629

Jul 31 @ 3:09PM  
he he....
ShadowMale

Jul 31 @ 4:28PM  
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Gotta hate it when that happens.... especially if the reason you were running on foot was because you ran out of gas.
NightOfOld

Jul 31 @ 4:49PM  


I think I could put up with it, .. just to be near you.
sugarnspice005

Jul 31 @ 5:39PM  
The last two were hilarious!

Leaving a kudo for the giggles.
KitKat25

Jul 31 @ 7:46PM  
Your personal favorite was my personal favorite too.

Thanks for the giggle Bunny.

Sunshine79

Jul 31 @ 11:56PM  
All of those were fucking hilarious, lmao

But, this made me laugh hard and I would have responded the same way, lol

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
1bunny629

Aug 1 @ 3:13AM  
If you thought those were funny...ya should of seen the kids at the hotel tonight...seriously...someone is scammin...a concert by a 16 year old had our whole place full of itty bitty kids and their fucked up parents...I thought his name was Beaver...but apparently not....
tassie1

Aug 1 @ 5:21AM  
...I thought his name was Beaver...but apparently not....

nope, but I bet that was what he was chasing
theSkwirl

Aug 2 @ 3:59PM  
Have you watched "the police women of memphis" yet? They get some bizarre ass calls.. one time I watched one of em threaten a kid that she had better get up off her ass and go to school... cuz the mom had no control.

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