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Scene two

Scene takes place 4 years after scene one. It’s the Spokane Falls Community College’s new student orientation. In walks Zander and Tiffany followed by Anton and Ophelia. Tiffany is wondering why Zander even needs to go to college if they could just live off his parents. Anton is just being an asshole.

TIFFANY:
OMG, I cannot believe you actually want to go here. This is a community college Zander, Can we say loser central? I mean, we just got here and I’m already bored… Oh, he’s hot!

ZANDER:
Tiff, honey, we already talked about this. If I take my pre req’s here, then we won’t have to worry about moving to Cheney for at least 2 years.

TIFFANY:
Oh yeay, Eastern Washington University, such a big step up Zander. It’s like going from loser community college to the University of Loserville! Like, I don’t even know why you have to go to college. Don’t your parents make, like, 100 k a year? Why don’t we just, like, live with them or something?

ZANDER:
Listen, I told you that you didn’t have to come to this. And I don’t care if my parents are rich, I want to make it on my own steam for once.

TIFFANY:
Your own steam? Zander, they make 100 k a year. We could, you know, like, live like normal people for once.

ZANDER:
Normal? What the hell is normal about living in a mansion with a full wait staff? Tiffany! Relax hon, we might not be rich but we will be okay..

TIFFANY:
OMG Zander, you totally do not know what I want, do you?

A hot athletic guy sits down in front of her

Then again, maybe this will be good for me… I mean you.

Anton and Ophelia enter with their kid. Ophelia says hi to a random man.

ANTON:
Who was that?

OPHELIA:
Some guy I met yesterday when I turned my financial aid paperwork in.

ANTON:
Really? Some guy, huh? Well shit, since you’re already being all buddy-buddy with him, maybe we should invite him over for dinner.

OPHELIA:
What?


ANTON:
You’re right. I’ll have a night out with my buddies, give you two some lone time.

OPHELIA:
What!?

ANTON:
What? I don’t want to see his cock while you are sucking it.

OPHELIA:
ANTON! What is your problem?

ANTON:
There is only one reason a guy like that would want to talk too a girl like you, he wants to fuck your brains out. He does, seriously. Just look at him! He’s probably playing pocket pool right now just thinking about it.

OPHELIA:
I was mostly talking to his WIFE, Anton.

ANTON:
Whatever…

Cut back to Zander and Tiffany

TIFFANY:
So, like, how long are you planning on doing this school thing again?

ZANDER:
Tiff, we have already talked about this… Please…

TIFFANY:
I’m just saying…

A hot punker chick named Tia with an authentic original ramones patch on her back walks by, catching Zanders attention.

TIFFANY:
My god Zander, why don’t you just rip her clothes off right in front of me.

Zander gives Tiffany a confused look, then looks back toward the presenter.


TIFFANY:
Oh my god Zander, do not give me that look and do not act like I don’t know what just happened.

ZANDER:
I have no idea what you are talking about Tiffany.

TIFFANY:
GOD, Zander; you were totally checking her out, weren’t you?

ZANDER:
Checking out who?

Tiffany starts to raise her voice in frustration.

TIFFANY:
HER! Zander! That girl who walked by with the fucking pink hair or whatever!

Tia, the punker chick turns around and shoots Tiffany and Zander a dirty look.

ZANDER:
Her? I was looking at her patch, Tiffany. Its from one of my favorite punk bands. Sorry Miss.

TIA:
You’re fine dude. Your girl is about to get her ass beat if she doesn’t shut the hell up.

ZANDER:
I know, I’m sorry. Apparently she needs to take her meds and CALM DOWN. Nice patch by the way.

TIA:
You like? Its an original.

ZANDER:
I thought so.

TIA:
You like my ass too? You can look at it if you want.

ZANDER:
No, that’s okay. Thank you anyways.

TIFFANY:
OMG!!!! HELLO! AM I INVISIBLE?

Tia turns back around, smiling.

TIFFANY:
Zander? I’m not pretty enough for you. Is that it?

ZANDER:
Tiff, I love you baby. I promise, you are my one and only.

TIFFANY:
Awww, I love you too Zandy wandy. I’m sorry Zander, I just don’t want to lose you.

ZANDER:
Never - ever - ever baby. You will never lose me.

TIFFANY:
I love you Zandybear. And I’m sorry, I just don’t know what I would do, you know, without you and stuff. My make up must look like shit right now…

ZANDER:
You look fine right now honey.

TIFFANY:
No, I need to go too the bathroom. I will be right back

Tiffany leaves the room, cut to the presenter…

PRESENTER:
Good afternoon everybody. My name is Michelle, and I will be your presenter. We’re going to go over a few things in your packet, then I will be taking you on a tour of the campus. First, let me start by saying welcome to Spokane Falls Community College…

ANTON:
I don’t care if he is married, he was totally eye ball fucking you just now. If he doesn’t stop, I will stab his eyes out. I swear!

OPHELIA:
He was not eye ball fucking me Anton, you are totally overreacting!

ANTON:
Bullshit Ophelia! You know what? Whatever! So why are you taking clinical psychology?

OPHELIA:
Because, it sounds interesting.

ANTON:
Well, I’m glad you came to your senses.

OPHELIA:
What do you mean?

ANTON:
For the longest time, I thought you were going to try too make a living off your sewing and paintings, and, what was the latest one? Oh yeah, your soap making.

OPHELIA:
Excuse me?

ANTON:
Oh come on. You didn’t actually think you were going to make anything of yourself with that shit, did you?

OPHELIA:
Really? I’m going to school just in case I don’t Anton. And how’s your rock band coming? Oh yeah, you haven’t played a single show since you got booed off the stage six months ago at that all ages club.

ANTON:
I MAKE FUCKING ART OPHELIA! I can’t take this shit anymore! I’m outta here. You MIGHT see me at home… Bitch.

OPHELIA:
Anton. Anton! - I’m sorry. I’m sorry for yelling at you, and talking to that other guy… And the whole rock band thing… I love you Anton, and I’m sorry.

ANTON:
I’m sorry too hon. I just… I need to leave this place and clear my head a bit. Bye babe.

OPHELIA:
Anton…

Anton kisses her and leaves. Cut to scene 3; a hallway outside of the main conference area. Tiffany has just left the bathroom and is walking down the hallway applying makeup with her compact. She stops for a second…

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