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“Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags”

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while
a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh really?... Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come
and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
fence with my hedge clippe rs. Each time some guy sticks his thing
through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know----, not everybody pays".

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