My Boyfriend and I tried one this weekend. The whole time I couldn't help but think "I'm being fucked by a Jedi!" The atmosphere had lightsabre feel.
Green glow in a cylinder shape...
As I thought about Star Wars, I tried to imagine which character I would love to fuck..
R2D2 won...he can fit in some tight spots!
And when I came... I let slip "Fuck me hard, R2D2"...
which took some explaining once we were done...I came (pun intended) to the conclusion that strange fantasies imagined in the heat of the moment are hard to explain after the moment passes!
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bentan
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Jan 8 @ 4:41PM
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Harrison Ford is pretty upset about being upstaged by a bot ... lol.
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Sherotica
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Jan 8 @ 4:43PM
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so is my vibrator..lmao
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develoed
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Jan 8 @ 4:52PM
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Are you kidding me? R2D2 would be my pick aswell. All those arms and gadgets and stuff...and he always comes thru in a pinch.
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canuhelpme258
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Jan 8 @ 5:35PM
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Mmmmm who hasn't thought about R2D2? That white and blue cylindrical body, those sexy beeps and whirs... mmmm.. I go masturbate now buh bye!
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MEMEME69247
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Jan 8 @ 5:48PM
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Nice.....but I would have hurt my neck from trying to watch that damn green thing going inside me and disappearing......I also would have made him jump up and down in the dark.....Cool
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Argit01
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Jan 8 @ 5:59PM
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I have actually met Kenny Baker, the guy who was R2D2 in the film. He used to be part of a group called "The Minitones" and he is an excellent keyboard player.
Glow in the dark condoms eh? Has anyone tried the flavoured kind?
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BigFlirt
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Jan 8 @ 6:10PM
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Now that was funny. And that was something i wanted to try, damn not now, unless i get to be Darthvador....I dont see how you could keep a stright face with them thoughts.... 
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Argit01
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Jan 8 @ 6:33PM
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My ex loves Darth Vader so I bought a Darth Vader costume. Only problem was it was a one piece and had no fly! She would have loved it if we had got down and dirty too!
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DickSlippery
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Jan 8 @ 7:30PM
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That wuz hilarious!!! I've bever tried it myself...I always imagined it would be like fucking with a strobe light on!! 
DS 
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ponme
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Jan 8 @ 8:44PM
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LMFAO I remember the glow in the dark incident at my house.. nothing killed my mood faster than that. It's hard to be horny when you are laughing that hard.
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Thenewguy2957
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Jan 8 @ 8:58PM
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Ah the glow in the dark winky, Homer Simpson's pride and joy.
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Chedda1741
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Jan 8 @ 9:06PM
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lol, this is excellent! I guess it just goes to show that women can live without men, it just takes a little bit of technology, and sometimes you have to buy a few AA's or some D's if you are a machine lol.
Excellent Story!
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Sherotica
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Jan 8 @ 10:08PM
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I've tried the flavored ones... the banana tastes the best and is most fitting a flavor for a condom...
and the dancing banana agrees with me... 
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wtxman
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Jan 8 @ 11:46PM
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The " Force" was with You. Now are you ready to join the Dark side?
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Raven_Silverfire
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Jan 9 @ 4:37AM
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I would have probably said "The Force is strong with this one..." and fallen off the bed laughing
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bigboynstl
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Jan 9 @ 9:49AM
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Ummmmm saber fun lol Wouldnt u like to be fucked by a raging wookie???? lol them glow in dark condoms, depending on who made em , can be very interesting to play with in the dark . 
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