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posted 1/8/2007 4:33:03 PM |
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My Boyfriend and I tried one this weekend. The whole time I couldn't help but think "I'm being fucked by a Jedi!" The atmosphere had lightsabre feel.

Green glow in a cylinder shape...

As I thought about Star Wars, I tried to imagine which character I would love to fuck..

R2D2 won...he can fit in some tight spots!

And when I came... I let slip "Fuck me hard, R2D2"...

which took some explaining once we were done...I came (pun intended) to the conclusion that strange fantasies imagined in the heat of the moment are hard to explain after the moment passes!

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bentan

Jan 8 @ 4:41PM  
Harrison Ford is pretty upset about being upstaged by a bot ... lol.
Sherotica

Jan 8 @ 4:43PM  
so is my vibrator..lmao
develoed

Jan 8 @ 4:52PM  
Are you kidding me? R2D2 would be my pick aswell. All those arms and gadgets and stuff...and he always comes thru in a pinch.
canuhelpme258

Jan 8 @ 5:35PM  
Mmmmm who hasn't thought about R2D2? That white and blue cylindrical body, those sexy beeps and whirs... mmmm.. I go masturbate now buh bye!
MEMEME69247

Jan 8 @ 5:48PM  
Nice.....but I would have hurt my neck from trying to watch that damn green thing going inside me and disappearing......I also would have made him jump up and down in the dark.....Cool
Argit01

Jan 8 @ 5:59PM  
I have actually met Kenny Baker, the guy who was R2D2 in the film. He used to be part of a group called "The Minitones" and he is an excellent keyboard player.
Glow in the dark condoms eh? Has anyone tried the flavoured kind?
BigFlirt

Jan 8 @ 6:10PM  
Now that was funny. And that was something i wanted to try, damn not now, unless i get to be Darthvador....I dont see how you could keep a stright face with them thoughts....
Argit01

Jan 8 @ 6:33PM  
My ex loves Darth Vader so I bought a Darth Vader costume. Only problem was it was a one piece and had no fly! She would have loved it if we had got down and dirty too!
DickSlippery

Jan 8 @ 7:30PM  
That wuz hilarious!!! I've bever tried it myself...I always imagined it would be like fucking with a strobe light on!!

DS
ponme

Jan 8 @ 8:44PM  
LMFAO I remember the glow in the dark incident at my house.. nothing killed my mood faster than that. It's hard to be horny when you are laughing that hard.
Thenewguy2957

Jan 8 @ 8:58PM  
Ah the glow in the dark winky, Homer Simpson's pride and joy.
Chedda1741

Jan 8 @ 9:06PM  
lol, this is excellent! I guess it just goes to show that women can live without men, it just takes a little bit of technology, and sometimes you have to buy a few AA's or some D's if you are a machine lol.

Excellent Story!
Sherotica

Jan 8 @ 10:08PM  
I've tried the flavored ones... the banana tastes the best and is most fitting a flavor for a condom...

and the dancing banana agrees with me...
wtxman

Jan 8 @ 11:46PM  
The " Force" was with You. Now are you ready to join the Dark side?
Raven_Silverfire

Jan 9 @ 4:37AM  
I would have probably said "The Force is strong with this one..." and fallen off the bed laughing
bigboynstl

Jan 9 @ 9:49AM  
Ummmmm saber fun lol Wouldnt u like to be fucked by a raging wookie???? lol them glow in dark condoms, depending on who made em , can be very interesting to play with in the dark .

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