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If you're in a hurry to leave AMD.........................

posted 7/25/2010 4:37:45 PM |
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  ladybootscooter

By all means, let me help you out!!

Go to the top of your screen (yes the one you're looking at right now!) Near the far right hand side is a tab that says HELP. Click on that. (Go ahead, we won't tell anyone you asked for help) Now........in the second column from the left, the second item down is "CANCEL PROFILE" . Yeah, that's the one. Now, Click on it. Now right under the words CANCEL PROFILE, is the Question....."How do I cancel my profile?"
Right under it, VOILA!!! The ANSWER!!!

Where it tells you to simply visit the "CANCEL ACCOUNT" page. Now there's more writing after that, but lets face it, you're in a hurry to leave, don't bother reading it, it's no more important than the profiles you never bothered to read either! You might note, however that the words "cancel account" are blue and underlined. Click on them.

This will open up a nice little box that will ask you if you really want to leave and ask you the reaso. This is where it gets a bit tricky. Now you have to make a tough decision as to whether or not you want to say perhaps that you found what you were looking for and therefore no longer need to search on this site. Or if you want to tell the truth and say that you were acting like a total douchebag asshole and had been talking with your little head instead of the bigger one so much so that no woman on here would fuck you with her worst enemy's pussy, much less her own, so you are going to slink off to the drug store and buy some hand lotion because the only action you are ever going to see is Rosy Palm and her five daughters!!!

But when you leave, please keep in mind that we here at AMD, do wish you the best of luck in finding the happiness that you truly deserve.

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ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 4:41PM  
And yes I self kudo'd, who wants to try and stop me????
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 4:47PM  
I'll be damned!!! It worked! One of the formerly less than infatuated folks has already cancelled his account!!!! Hell I should have done this years ago!!!!
RJ53

Jul 25 @ 4:51PM  
Yep and don't let the door hit them on the way out. This place needs bouncers some days.
soft_touch938

Jul 25 @ 5:29PM  
I added to your cookies cause I thought this was neat as hell....good show LBS...
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 5:32PM  
Thanks Softie! All cookies are appreciated!!! They're lowfat ya know!!!
Wordsofwit

Jul 25 @ 5:56PM  
You're cute when you're angry
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 6:00PM  
Who said I was angry??? Hell I'm enjoying this!!! And it actually worked, not three minutes after I posted it, he cancelled his account! Perhaps he just needed a little guidance after all!!! Ya know, most men won't stop and ask for directions!!!
lunanegra

Jul 25 @ 7:10PM  
Why is his blog still there? Its like walking into dog shit with a gorgeous pair of Manolos Blaniks on, and the shit won't wipe off no matter what you do.
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 7:15PM  
Post a few more folks and it will just be pushed out of the way............you know, outta sight and off our minds??? or is it outta our minds of off our sights? Ah hell you know what I mean!
sugarnspice005

Jul 25 @ 7:37PM  
Don't know who this is directed at...but it's so sweet to see ya helping someone out.

Here's another cookie for your collection.
KitKat25

Jul 25 @ 8:15PM  
Ya gotta love a gal with a kick-ass attitude...wearing a kick-ass pair of boots. The stupid-heads never saw ya coming.

Leaving you a cookie to add to your collection.
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 8:26PM  
Thanks! These kinds of cookies I can have on my diet! I directed it to just one, but I'm sure there are several more that need directions to find the exit door!
ynot7769

Jul 25 @ 9:21PM  
thanks LBS!!! i was DYIN to do this but...at 79mph i find bloggin n driving a bitch...i DID leave douchbag a comment ..nobody will get to read .....grrrrr but he got what he paid for ..NADA
theSkwirl

Jul 25 @ 9:22PM  
I kudzood you too.. how did THAT feel???
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 9:24PM  
WooHoo!! More cookies for ME!!!! Thanks ya'll! I never knew bein helpful could be so rewarding!!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Jul 25 @ 11:37PM  
Damn You Turn Me On!!!
You better Stop that Lady!!!
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 8:08PM  
To Onehornytoad............why?????
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 10:45PM  
Holy Batshit Robin!!!! The blog gods must be playing again, when I have over 800 views??? Or could there really be that many people here that needed instruction on how to leave?????
sawduster

Jul 28 @ 11:52AM  
some folks just don't know how good we got here, or they really do deserve the door. i'm glad when a few of them that deserve to be on the other side do find it. and thanks boots, for being such a wonderful, helpful human being. the rest of pervia should all send ya a cookie.
ladybootscooter

Jul 28 @ 9:20PM  
Thanks! all shiny green cookies are appreciated! I've heard they're lowfat!
wildboutyou

Jul 29 @ 9:07AM  
Well boots, I can see you really DO have fun here! I''l bake you a whole batch of cookies!!

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