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posted 7/24/2010 3:46:17 PM |
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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Kathy, Arlene, Nancy, Lacey, Franca and Rosie.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale.'

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Jul 24 @ 4:29PM  
That is pretty good, and I hadn't heard it before...automatic greenie for you. Thanks for your contributions.

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