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The priest and his rooster

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The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens




he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he
went to feed the birds and discovered
that the cock was missing.



He knew about cock fights in
the village, so he questioned
his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock? '




All the men stood up.



'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock? '




All the women stood up.


'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to them? '



Half the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock? '
Sixteen altar boys, two priests
and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.


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B9CC1D

Jul 24 @ 2:14PM  
Good one.
LadyRamRod

Jul 24 @ 2:18PM  
Hey great Hog, good one for sure
Sunshine79

Jul 24 @ 4:07PM  
Kudos, that was fuckin' funny!!
Sunshine79

Jul 25 @ 8:22AM  
Oops, I forgot the greenie the 1st time around. Now your kudo'd!

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