I rarely go bald....
No argument here!
My weight settles comfortable in my hips and thighs...
I can' buy into that one. I know a lot of women with big guts, plus we all can gain weight in our arms, face and neck.
My pleasure zones are spread out...wink wink
Yep. Then there is tie breaker that you somehow omitted: multiple orgasms of at least three different kinds.