Sorry Wrong Number!!! posted 7/23/2010 7:48:23 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, true story

onehornytoad69

Before I get into the ..."Subject" line....Let me tell a little Story that happened that very Day!
It was this past Tuesday...I had to go to an Employment Agency...for a 2 1/2 hour..intro .....
I had been there for an Hour....and a Lady that was in a Different Office.....came out of the office....and Started walking toward our group....it was 8 of us.
OMG she was So Beautiful....and she was around my age....older...younger...I didn't Care!!!
When our Eyes met....It was Like......WOW!!!!
She gave me a lil smile and I returned with a smile...., after talking to the lady that was doing the intro part for us......she looked back at me.....smiled and went back in her office.
I'm like Damn!!!!
She made another Trip Past us...to use the bathroom.....later on.....!
You could feel....the electricity in the air...!!!!!!!!!!!!! (well I Could... )
A few mins later..she left for Lunch......and we were released to go.... just a few mins later.
Oh well...I did not think anymore about it......she was gone...I was gone....!! Such is Life!!! Right?
Two hours later....I received an "Text" message...saying......
"Hi there Sexy!!! How are You?"
I didn't know the number.........so I "text" back...."Who are You?"....
Well, Hell I'm thinking...its prolly someone from AMD..... (just a friend...don't ya know?)
Then my Mind went back to the Lady at the Employment agency..... I'm shitting rocks by now.....YES.....the lady of my dreams...is texting me, I'm thinking! (They have all of my Numbers...hell all the info about me...cept for my Dick size... ) I'm doing the Happy Dance..... Yahhhhooooooooo!!!
Then "HE"...says those 3 magic words(in text)!!! SORRY WRONG NUMBER!!!!!
Then I "Text" back..."dang you got my hope up"!!! He returns a "text" saying that hes a guy, seeking a Lady!!!
I'm like........FUCK Me!
How in the Hell do you "Text" the Wrong Number? WTF? Wake up MF!!!! Dumb ass!

Have you ever received a Sexy Text ...but it was the wrong number?
Have you ever gotten a Sexy Message from a Wrong number?
Am I alone on this one?

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