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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.

Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find
out what was wrong.

"You told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

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PinkToeNails

Jul 23 @ 9:34AM  



shyguy140

Jul 23 @ 10:42AM  
Surprise
Sunshine79

Jul 23 @ 1:27PM  
Bunny would be in heaven, lol

I'd shit my pants!!!
onehornytoad69

Jul 23 @ 8:30PM  
Good one!
sugarnspice005

Jul 23 @ 9:02PM  


Bunny would be in heaven, lol

Yes, I think Sunshine is right on that!

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