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posted 7/20/2010 8:28:25 PM |
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I got this message today. I read the 1st paragraph, ok. I can deal with this. But, I get to the 2nd, which really baffled me and then the 3rd that was just stupid. What's wrong with people?

Ooo God! If all what you say about yourself is true- you are my IDEAl match and I am absolutely sure that we were born in this worl for each other. But unfortunately you'll never marry me and decide to meet me in life.
What a pity we can't make each other happy when we CAN it!
Create a miracle woman! I implore you woman, Create a miracle in life for myself and for yourself and we'll both open happiness which we have never dreamt about. I swear!

Don't confuse me with the men and people you have ever met and meet every day. I am a Georgian native Caucasian. I am not like you all over there.
We Geogians.. we are also Chsritians like you in America but instead of you we don't treat each other like you:
You cheat on your spouses. You get married and then after some time you divorce your spoces. Then you get married again and again. You change your spouces as if they are handkerchiefes. Is marriage a game for you or what?
It's outrageou how you wreck families even having children! I think you Americans are irresponsible and very selfish people. I am sorry.

But I still like you because you are sexy. I'm sorry for that you are selfish and irresponsible but I adore that you are sexi. I would be a SLAVE for any woman if only I could marry and spend m life with a sexy woman like you.

Do you know what? If you want to have a SLAVE man for all your life- then get me please. I give you myself as a present. Create a miracle woman implore you and you'll receive a miracle happiness. I give you my life, trust me only your heart. If I hurt your heart- you are free to lose my heart. That's all.

WTF??? .......... .......... ............. ........... ...

I don't much have a response yet for all I think he may have a few personalities or serious mood swings. I might suggest meds.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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Jul 20 @ 8:35PM  
Damn!!! You get all of the good ones don't you?

Jul 20 @ 9:57PM  

Jul 20 @ 9:58PM  
just one more douche bag

Jul 20 @ 9:58PM  
its rather tongue in cheek, but you should hire him as a slave. three mashed
potato meals a week. he's appealing to your sense of compassion. he's like
most men, confused at the double standard, women allowed to do what they
want, men not allowed to. they work 25/8/367 while the women 'have fun'.
footnote: madonna's song: girls just wanna have fun. footnote: 'girls gone wild'.
by joe francis. males today are very confused. its not what has happened to men,
its the women's lib lib lib lib lib movement which has most men very confused.
how much phuck could a woodphuck phuck if a woodphuck
could phuck would??? if you thought that was confusing, my next post
should really turn you into blackened toast. its on the black side of life.

Jul 20 @ 10:20PM  
Any response would invite more emails to decipher! But... a simple 'Say WHAT??? might be appropriate- if you do respond!!


Jul 20 @ 10:51PM  
(him not you).

Jul 20 @ 11:54PM  
Awwww, come on....that note was supposed to be just between sexi
Amerkian wimman.

Love to fek.

Jul 21 @ 2:24AM  
uhhhhhh ummmmm

Jul 21 @ 3:30AM  
Slave? Hey I need a slave. The lawn needs to be mowed, the gutters need to be cleaned out. The roof needs to be fixed, I have some painting outside in places I cannot reach and if he gets through with all that I have some chores inside he can take care of. Bet he would regret offering to be a slave.

Jul 21 @ 3:36AM  
what do you say to that??...need a handkerchief???...I have several extras! ...oh...lord...are you kidding me...just another hypocrite...donot judge, lest you be judged......or something like that...

Jul 21 @ 5:15AM  
You are a horrible person.. yet I love you you. You are sexi. I wanna be your slave. Marry me for I can be your slave.

But seriously... can I be your sex slave?

Jul 21 @ 7:42PM  
I think he may have a few personalities or serious mood swings.
Possibly lol

Jul 22 @ 6:52PM  
It's your lips it drives men crazy

Aug 27 @ 12:16AM  
I'm not sure what's holding you back...Go get your man. He obviously knows how to talk to a lady... Such a way with words has he. I would think a guy that is that romantic would never be with out a date. LMAO

Aug 27 @ 11:25AM  
ok seriously...I thought I had seen it all...but this one takes the AMD cake!

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