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Rookie cop vers biker!

posted 7/17/2010 8:33:23 PM |
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A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too!?
Biker: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Biker: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.

Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
Biker: No problem.
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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Jul 17 @ 9:12PM  
just be a thompson tomsic kinda jerk kinda guy, i mean didn't he lie to the
police officer. its a crime to lie to a police officer. perjury. its seems these
days we are in a courtroom at all times. sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth, even when we sleep. pravda. truth be known it is
most likely a lie. but which lie is the truth??? not that i am lying about telling
the truth. that was a great tv program years ago, to tell the truth, with bill
cullen. a guy claims to be a time traveller from another universe. but which
of the three men under investigation is the time traveller from another universe.
can the panel find out, by questioning him. and pick the right one. can
the contestants stump the panel and win big money. a whole 200 dollars.
like groucho marx's you bet your life. average winnings on his show was about
ten dollars. and he thought that was being very generous and charitable.

Jul 17 @ 10:25PM  
Hey that was great Hog

Jul 18 @ 4:59PM  
You know...these are classic old jokes. I like the way that you retell them.

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