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K-9 Catastrophe

posted 7/17/2010 9:03:10 AM |

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Sunshine79

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

................. ................. .............. ............. .......

"They send me a BLIND policeman."

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40DWM

Jul 17 @ 10:59AM

Dayum....that was funny.... Green thangy. ( I WILL steal this joke).

Luv to fek...

B9CC1D

Jul 17 @ 12:42PM

As the police officer approached, she could see another police officer approaching, who was also a blond. She rap past the K-9 officer to the blond police officer.

The blond officer said "can I see some I.D."?

The upset blond pulled out her purse and took a long time, but couldn't seem to find it. "Can you tell me what it looks like?" she asked.

The blond officer said "It's square and it has your picture on it."

"Oh! I know what that is!" she said, and she pulled a mirror out of her purse and handed it to the blond police officer.

The blond officer frowned for a bit and then said: "I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were a police officer, too."

StraddleMyNose

Jul 17 @ 5:34PM

sugarnspice005

Jul 17 @ 5:41PM

That was cute!

purplemushroomhead69

Jul 20 @ 11:11AM

RMCJ1981

Jul 26 @ 3:01PM

HA

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