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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
"25
to life" would be appropriate. Leno


America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The
other is for housing prisoners. Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and
it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:America ! Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman


And the best of all:
Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't
think
they're jokes.

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somnium

Jul 16 @ 7:23PM  
I thought Leno and Letterman were pro-Obama?

Maybe the winds have changed now... 18 months later!


Wordsofwit

Jul 16 @ 7:44PM  
This is a great site for all of the late night political jokes. It is updated daily, has all of the folks your post refers to and I read it on a weekly basis.

Like I said I read these jokes weekly. I don't recall any of these jokes being told by any of the comedians cited. I smell an email copy/paste with phony citations. These just don't have the flavor of the comedians style and terminology.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
"25
to life" would be appropriate. Leno

I did hear Leno tell this joke but it was about BP and giving BP time on the oil gusher.

Bottom line boys and girls...don't believe everything in your email. Actually, it may be a safer bet to not believe anything like this in your email if it quotes somebody.
B9CC1D

Jul 16 @ 9:22PM  
If tracked down to it's source, the original "poster" changed the wording of the joke but kept the "Leno" name to get attention for a fallacious anti-ACLU article he was writing where he claimed the ACLU was attacking churches by using unspecified "government agencies".
LadyRamRod

Jul 17 @ 2:06AM  
I think your jokes were great, no matter who used them, the laugh is worth much more than the frownnn......
hog77297

Jul 17 @ 9:15AM  

\They were sent to me in this form and I though they were funny enough to get a laugh so I posted them. I enjoy a good laugh and hope you all do also.
Wordsofwit

Jul 17 @ 9:23AM  
Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't
think
they're jokes.

Questions: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A #1: His followers don't think they're funny.
A #2: People will originate outrageous fallacies attributed to famous people knowing that his detractors will believe anything negative about him.
A #3: Everyone else doesn't think they're jokes but believe that the poster is.

Wordsofwit

Jul 17 @ 9:49AM  
Here are some real jokes about Obama, Biden, Pelosi, et al that were actually told on late night recently:

"President Obama announced the appointment of a new White House budget director, which is pretty surprising. You know the White House has a budget director? What the hell has he been doing?" –Jay Leno

"I thought this was nice. Earlier today, President Obama invited Mel Gibson and his girlfriend to the White House for a beer." –David Letterman

"You people are so lucky you live in California. This heat wave back east is just unbelievable. … It was so hot in Washington, Nancy Pelosi skipped the Botox, had her face injected with frozen yogurt." –Jay Leno

"Vice President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Iraq on July 4. It was a surprise because Biden thought he was going to Des Moines for a fund-raiser." –Jay Leno

"While Vice President Biden was away, Republican Chairman Michael Steele was forced to take over the job of saying embarrassing things you have to apologize for later." –Jay Leno

"So hot down in Washington, D.C., today that President Obama was fanning himself with his birth certificate." –David Letterman

"The longest-serving member of Congress, Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia, died at the age of 92. He may have passed away in 1982, no one is really sure." –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama met with the Russian president at the White House and afterwards, took him out for a burger. It was a bit awkward because Gen. McChrystal was working behind the counter." –Jay Leno

"The Russian president wanted to pick up the check, but Obama said, 'Don't worry about it, just charge it to our grandchildren.'" –Jay Leno

"General McChrystal was relieved of his duties because of derogatory comments he made about President Obama and other White House staffers. In fact, when he heard that, Joe Biden was shocked and said, 'What? You can get fired for saying something stupid? What? When'd they start that? Is that new?'" –Jay Leno

"President Obama said today, although he admires McChrystal's service and dedication to his country, he said, 'You don't criticize your bosses.' Okay, that's the same reason President Obama never says anything bad about the Chinese." –Jay Leno
hog77297

Jul 17 @ 2:33PM  
Guess I better stick to the stupid shit.

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