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  Sunshine79

Signs You've Had TOO Much Coffee!!

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
When you call radio talk shows, they ask you to turn yourself down.
Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You're up to four heart attacks a day.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination!
You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize: you left your car at home!

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everyonesvalentine

Jul 11 @ 10:08PM  
wanna go to coffee at barbucks?? black of course. or sambo's. 10 cents
a cup, all the refills. it used to exist, then black people protested and complained.
raised price so high that even black people couldn't afford it.
StraddleMyNose

Jul 11 @ 10:11PM  
PEPSI -PEPSI - PEPSI!
sugarnspice005

Jul 11 @ 10:17PM  
You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize: you left your car at home!

Wow!! What brand is that strong???
soft_touch938

Jul 11 @ 10:23PM  
Hey....I resemble those remarks!!!
1bunny629

Jul 11 @ 10:43PM  
I guess that all explains someones behavior....
KitKat25

Jul 11 @ 10:59PM  
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.

Yep...these ^^^ two ^^^ pretty much describe me to a tee if I had more than 3 cups of coffee in a short period of time.
somnium

Jul 12 @ 1:07AM  
I drink coffee all day long with some anti-coffee juices in between- ANd i'M dOinG JuSt fiNe!!!


ma47

Jul 12 @ 12:58PM  
Think I'll have another cup......
B9CC1D

Jul 13 @ 9:27PM  
Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

There's always something pissing that guy off.
B9CC1D

Jul 13 @ 9:29PM  
Click here to see my real feelings about too much coffee.
shyguy140

Jul 14 @ 6:46AM  
Love my coffee
sawduster

Jul 14 @ 10:05AM  
heck i usually have one thermos at least ready to drink when i wake up (i really do sleep sometimes). once the first one is gone, i can almost function. better if i have two of them tho, that way i get my required half gallon of caffeine before anyone has a chance to piss me off.

and yup, i wann

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