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  theSkwirl

For over a week, no freshening breeze had blown in Pervia. The sun lay heavy on the horizon and never quite seemed to move. The only cloud that had passed on the blue of the sky had evaporated long before it was able to drop it's cooling load of moisture.

Pervians were bitchering and whinginig about how hot the heat was and how dusty the dry was. Of and on, some Pervs had stepped up in hopes of helping others to forget how miserable they were. No one paid much attention to them, though.

From the deep South West came a smell.. it wasn't a pleasant smell but it was indeed something different than the norm. Very, very different. With no breeze to move it out of range, it settled stinking and choking over the fields and valleys. Pervasites were dropping like flies on shit. This stench had the odd side-effect of making Pervs forget they were Pervs!

Over near the lake, the Bicker Birds were lining up along the shore to pick at this and that. It was their nature to pick at everything they came into contact with. Their favorite pickings were Petty Pity Fish. Petty Pity Fish are only known to bite when their needs are ignored. This Summer they were plentiful and easy to catch.

Skwirl, with her trusty Ynotmobile sped out into the neighboring countries, trying to find a rainmaker. It was going to be quite the journey as neither Skwirl nor Ynot had any idea what a rainmaker might be, or what it looked like, or even how much it might cost. But someone had to do something and soon.

Governor WoW had been left to rule the land during the absence of Skwirls. (Everyone knows that Skwirls rule!) Skwirl almost felt sorry for Gov. WoW. Almost.. but not quite. She knew what a bunch of sad sacks Pervasites could be when they were feeling cranky.

The RnR shack girls were glowing so brightly you could see them from space. It was far too hot for them to keep giving happy endings to all cummers. (Hey Shells.. how's life at the RnR shack today?)

"What this place needs, said Skwirl, is a revival of the Busty Brigadeā„¢!"

What will happen to Pervia? Will the stench from the deep South West take over the land completely? Will Pervasites forget who they are? Will Skwirl and Ynot find a rainmaker in time? Will Gov. WoW abdicate with KitKat? Stay Tuned Kiddies.. for your next great adventure in ..

As the Stomach Turns.

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theSkwirl

Jul 11 @ 8:30PM  
I waaaaaaaaaaant cooookays!
KitKat25

Jul 11 @ 8:44PM  
Drops of a cooookay...to lull Ms. Skwirl into a trance...so she can then swipe her coooookays out from under her. Hehehe (evil laugh).
Wordsofwit

Jul 11 @ 8:47PM  
Their favorite pickings were Petty Pity Fish. Petty Pity Fish are only known to bite when their needs are ignored. This Summer they were plentiful and easy to catch.

A lot of dead ones washed up on the shore and stunk up the beach.
RJ53

Jul 11 @ 9:39PM  
I have a cooookay here but it is pretty much melted from the heat here. Well here is what is left of it.
1bunny629

Jul 11 @ 10:12PM  
sugarnspice005

Jul 11 @ 10:16PM  
Ok here's your cookay!
lunanegra

Jul 11 @ 10:39PM  
Petty Pity Fish are a prime source of nourishment for the Whappertine bird, which has seemed to have migrated back to his studio nest, or as he likes to call it- "sailboat in Antigua".
whisperingcomet

Jul 11 @ 10:55PM  
I know there was a comet involved somewhere....wasnt there?
ladybootscooter

Jul 12 @ 12:12AM  
I brought you some chocolate chip cookays but they all melted............
somnium

Jul 12 @ 12:25AM  
What will happen to Pervia? Will the stench from the deep South West take over the land completely? Will Pervasites forget who they are? Will Skwirl and Ynot find a rainmaker in time? Will Gov. WoW abdicate with KitKat? Stay Tuned Kiddies.. for your next great adventure in ..

As the Stomach Turns.

Now THAT comment sounded just like the old 15 minute serial flicks I used to watch at the local theater matinee every Saturday afternoon, back in the '50s- like the old Flash Gordon (or Flesh Gordon, if you prefer) serial adventures!

Refrigerated cookie coming your way!

Oh... and try saying: Petty Pity Fish ten times, without screwing it up!

tassie1

Jul 12 @ 6:48AM  
pfft, whinge whinge whinge....
see now if you packed up that cute lil swirly tush and shipped it on over to Tasmania you could experience the exillerating freshness of cool rain swept mountains and rain forest that we endure every day lucky I luvs ya secretly anyways but don't tell anyone
I had a whole basket of chocolate tim tam cookies.... but miss kitty ate the lot jus' saying...
she needs spanking fo' not sharing.
RevDocLove

Jul 12 @ 8:21AM  
An udder green stale cookay is now added to your stash

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