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Bubba Goes Hang Gliding

posted 7/11/2010 7:33:57 AM |
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Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' 'bout the good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"

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Wordsofwit

Jul 11 @ 8:20AM  
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'

aftershox

Jul 11 @ 9:32AM  
These are hilarious. I think I may have to rehearse telling these two jokes one after the other...Yeah.. I mean telling them aloud.

The Bubba Hang Gliding joke is the perfect setup to the next joke which keeps going and going and going. Told slowly it should provoke a really good reaction. I usually only tell one liners, cause that is all I can remember. Or I make up my own jokes.

Still there is something about the art of telling a good long story joke that is compelling.

How many of you actually tell jokes any more? Or do you all just cut and past, post and forward in an Email?

Kudo's for both Doc and WoW.. Sorry.. you'll have to share the green cookie.
Wordsofwit

Jul 11 @ 10:02AM  


How many of you actually tell jokes any more?

I tell them in person. My friends do also, at least the guys do. Come to think about it, I don't recall too many women that ell jokes.
theSkwirl

Jul 11 @ 11:18AM  


I've been hen gliding!
KitKat25

Jul 12 @ 12:04AM  
Those were awesome! Kudos to both RevDoc and WoW.

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