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posted 7/10/2010 6:40:07 PM |
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It was so hot out that the Skwirl had to handle her nuts using BBQ tongs.

The land of Pervia languished in the heat. The Sun had bleached all the color from the landscape and the crops withered in the fields. It was so hot... not even the Usual Suspects™ had anything good to say.

The Trollians had all been driven back under their rocks and bridges and were too lazy to start any good fights.

The Naked Dancing Girls were hiding in the shade of the Palace. The Knights and Knightesses had hung up their spurs in favor of dipping their tootsies in the fountain in the courtyard.. even the Dragon had decided it was better to lay around than exert any effort in this heat. It's pretty hot when Dragon can't take it.

All the kiddies sat around on the cool stone floor in hopes that Softy Lady might tell them a story or two.. but even Softy was feeling the oppressive heat.

The Comet invited everyone to a big Saturday Gala, but no one had the energy to attend and dance the night away.

The birds were using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees were fighting over who was next to use the dog.

All over the land it felt like a hot wet blanket of lassitude was laid heavy on our shoulders.

Dog Days had arrived, and even the Dogs were crabby.

Whatever shall become of Pervia? Will someone conjure up a good Thunder Storm? Will the stench of baked Pervasite pervade Pervia? Will the Skwirl's nuts cool down enough for her to nibble? Will Softy ever feel like telling another story? OH my.. Stay tuned Kiddies.. for the next installment of Adventures in Pervia™!

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Jul 10 @ 6:40PM  
Ok I tried and I golldarned well want cookies.. so .. give me cookies. And ice water!!!

Jul 10 @ 6:59PM  
Well.... ummmm- we need to cool your hot, nut hoarding butt down with a pitcher of ice water- yeah I know, sounds kinky but... kinky is kewl!


Jul 10 @ 7:56PM  
Wanna' cookie little girl ??
You got it

Jul 10 @ 8:03PM  
Here's your cookie.

Yeah...we got a brief respite from the heat and humidity here. Supposed to be coming back in a day or two.

Jul 10 @ 8:46PM  

ask and ye shall ............ummm git supin

Jul 10 @ 9:17PM  
It was a hot summer night. No hint of a cooling breeze as Lilly strolled down the street just languishing in the stifling heat. She felt wilted and lethargic when suddenly a shadow from behind fell in step with hers....

Something sorta like that ya mean???

Jul 10 @ 9:17PM hot, sticky cookie comin' up.....

Jul 10 @ 10:03PM  
*saunters by with a clear pitcher of some homemade limeade with Kudo-faced lime slices* Hope that helps..

Ooh, you know whats good, since were speaking of limeade? Taco Bell limeade drink, its all fizzy, no sugar with a real lime in it. Not bad for a fast food joint.

Jul 10 @ 10:53PM  
KitKat is melting! KitKat is Melting!

Puleeez send lots of hunky guys...with lots and lots of ice water.

Btw...cute story. A little dry in some places...and the characters were kind of lazy...but overall...a really, really hot story.

Oh...and I'd be more than happy to leave ya a grennie Skwirly Girl. In can have 1/2 of your greenie now...and 1/2 upon delivery of my hunky guys...and my ice water.

j/'s your greenie.

Jul 10 @ 11:07PM  
Kudo for you.

Will Softy ever feel like telling another story?

I can't speak for her, but I am thinking I may take a hiatus in telling mine. Why water a dead plant?

Jul 11 @ 2:23AM  
We had thunderstorms all last night and today. It is finally under 100 here for a high for the first time in a week. We are expecting more tomorrow after it gets up to 95. Mix that with the 80% humidity and northern Canada above the artic circle is looking good.

Jul 11 @ 2:26AM  
Oh yeah and a half melted kudo coming your way.

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