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posted 7/10/2010 2:42:29 PM |
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The Brothel



The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs...After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early 1800's. But without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Billings , Montana .'

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings .'

'I know.' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.'

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samclaunts

Jul 10 @ 2:45PM  
1bunny629

Jul 10 @ 2:55PM  
I think I have heard this one before, but hey...what the heck...it's Saturday and there ain't nothin goin on but the rent...and a limb just fell off my tree...who gonna pick that up?????????...me....
ynot7769

Jul 10 @ 3:11PM  
Kudos! Too bad they don't wrk fr my cell lol
1bunny629

Jul 10 @ 3:17PM  
I really don't think it is Kudo material...but ok!
ThePurpleProphet

Jul 10 @ 3:31PM  
soft_touch938

Jul 10 @ 3:59PM  
I've heard it but at my age I can never remember the punch lines so it was still funny as hell....
40DWM

Jul 10 @ 4:03PM  
'bout 30 years ago, I worked siesmograph between Elko and Eureka, NV.
I don't remember any brothels......
I do remember a barmaid that gave it away....
1bunny629

Jul 10 @ 4:35PM  
....yeah! all the oldie but goldies came out to play!...Hell Softie...I can't ever remember the punch lines...that's why I usually make up my own jokes! ...Yo...Dwm???what...divorced white male???...it's a joke...no one knows where Nevada is anyway...and if there were any Brothels...I am sure it was before you were born, so don't try and remember... ...now where the fuck is Kit???
somnium

Jul 10 @ 5:16PM  
Good one!

Pretty slick attorney- only, I would have made it $2500 per pop... what was he thinking?


Wordsofwit

Jul 10 @ 5:23PM  
Great joke and a greenie for you. Yes, I have heard it before, many times over the years, but it is entirely possible that I never seen it on here. I know I haven't posted it. Thanks for doing so!
Wordsofwit

Jul 10 @ 5:45PM  
no one knows where Nevada is anyway...and if there were any Brothels

My information may be outdated, I don't have time to check...somebody else can. But as I recall, prostitution is legal in Nevada in any county that allows it. As I recall, it was legal in all counties but Clark (Las Vegas) and Lincoln (Reno).
Wordsofwit

Jul 10 @ 5:51PM  
Okay, here you go. I was almost right, I got the locations right but misnamed one county. Oh well.
theSkwirl

Jul 10 @ 6:10PM  
That's a lawyer for ya.. he'll find some way to screw ya.
sugarnspice005

Jul 10 @ 8:12PM  
That was a good one.
RevDocLove

Jul 10 @ 8:14PM  
Yep..Reno is Washoe Co.
One of the most famous and first legal whorehouses,Mustang Ranch,
is in Storey Co. 10 miles east of Reno
KitKat25

Jul 10 @ 10:38PM  
now where the fuck is Kit???

Here I am!

Leaving you a green cookie cuz you made me laugh...cuz I've never heard this joke before...and just cuz I can.

Thanks for the laugh Ms. Bunny.
1bunny629

Jul 11 @ 2:48AM  
la la la la la la la la///I have 2 days off! Yeah! ...thank god...I am happy happy happy...not that I will get anything done. I need Softie to come kick my ass in that department!
Hey Bruce...we all know there are Brothels in Nevad..and we know where they are...I was just fuckin with DWM!...anywhoooo....
Hugs and kisses to ll and I am glad ya liked the joke.
Now let me relax and watch my Medium episodes that cam from Netflix. That's my late night happy time,
Good to see Sugar, Som, and Kit hangin! Love you!....so glad to be home and so glad the mail chick didn't trip over the tree limb getting to my porch with my Netflix!

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