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posted 7/9/2010 12:21:44 PM |
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Dusty and Rusty are in dead-ends jobs. They decide they need to get some schooling to get anywhere in life. So they ride to the local community college and stroll into the counselor’s office.
The counselor waves Dusty in first, and after asking him a few questions about what he wants to do career-wise, tells him he needs to takes courses in math, engineering, and logic.
"What's logic?" Dusty asks.
"I’ll give you an example,” the counselor replies.” Do you own a lawn mower?"
"Yup.”
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the counselor replies.
"That's true,” said Dusty.
The counselor continued, "Logic suggests that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the Dusty says, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you probably have a wife."
"Crystal! This is incredible." Dusty was catching on.
"So, since you have a wife,” the counselor concludes, “I can logically I can assume that you are heterosexual.”
"No question! Why that's the most fascinating analysis I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!"
Dusty was excited about the possibilities of learning logic, and walked back into the hallway where his bro was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Rusty.
"Math, engineering, and logic!" replies Dusty.
"What in the hell is a logic class gonna teach ya'?" asks Rusty.
"I’ll give you an example,” says Dusty, full of new knowledge. “Do you own a lawn mower?"
"Nope," answers Rusty.
"You're queer, ain't you?"

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Jul 9 @ 1:20PM  
Welcome to the blogs, it is always nice to see a new contributor to inject some new blood into blogland. There is a lot of functionality in the interface of AMD that you can take advantage of. I will be reposting a basic guide again shortly that explains how to do all of this with tips from many others.
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Jul 9 @ 1:44PM  
keep up the good work love reading you stuff
Sam

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