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DUCK & COVER
The day started out good enough for Seattle resident Kenneth Blaine Quinlan. After stopping by the methadone clinic to get his dose, he picked up his girlfriend and her pet duck, Mr. Peepers, and headed to a local shopping center. Duck in hand, his girlfriend headed to Petco and Quinlan wandered into Linens & Things—where he proceeded to shoplift and iPod cover.
As he strolled out the store, security was hot on his trail. He jumped into his car and the security guard opened the passenger side door to jump in. Just then his girlfriend, with Mr. Peepers in her arms, came running out of the Petco and in her attempt to stop Quinlan, was hit by the open passenger door and knocked to the ground, letting go of the duck.
A Petco employee, seeing that the duck was in trouble, ran to rescue Mr. Peepers and was hit by Quinlan in his desperate attempt to get away. All of the chaos rattled the would-be thief and he ended up rear-ending another car at which time he was apprehended. He’s now charged with two counts of third-degree assault and one count each of vehicular assault and hit-and-run. The cost of an iPod cover? About $12.

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Sunshine79

Jul 9 @ 6:52AM  
Pure Stupidity. Jackasses like that all over........Sad, but true.
PinkToeNails

Jul 9 @ 7:33AM  
Stupidity at its finest!!!

Maybe they need to stop his methadone habit... a free high to go out and do stupid shit like this???
Wordsofwit

Jul 9 @ 9:01AM  
Is this something you read or heard on the news, a story that came in your email, or a humor attempt? I can't tell and am curious. I checked it out on snopes and couldn't find anything about it. My guess is that it is attempted humor as the the Petco employee tried to hep the duck and not the girlfriend.

I am not saying this fabricated, I don't know. Some people make things up for amusement and release them to email inboxes taking great delight in how many people will buy into a hoax and forward it on.
PinkToeNails

Jul 9 @ 9:08AM  
Hey Bruce... I did a google search with the name Kenneth Blaine Quinlan and came up with a multitude of articles. I didn't take time to read any of them but they are there.... Snopes isn't always the written word!! Don't be such a stickler all the time! Hate to call you out.... again! Next time you might want to try google instead of snopes! Just sayin'
PinkToeNails

Jul 9 @ 9:12AM  
Here ya go Bruce... the link
Wordsofwit

Jul 9 @ 9:20AM  
Thanks, Pink. Now I know it is not a made up story. I was curious. I still think it is floating around in emails because the date of article you cited was April 14, 2007.

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