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posted 7/8/2010 2:55:59 PM |
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Richard Rub and his wife were riding their new bike to the country club. Seeing a small mom and pop gas station ahead and knowing he was low on fuel, Richard decided to pull over and fill up.
"What can I do for y'all?" asked the attendant. "Fill her up, my good man," Richard said. While the attendant is filling the tank, he's looking the bike up and down. "What kinda motorsickle is this?" he asks. "I ain’t never seen one like it before."
"Well," responds Richard, his chest swelling up with pride, "this is a 2010 CVO Ultra Classic Electra Glide."
"What all's it loaded with?" asks the attendant.
“Absolutely everything. Cruise control, heated hand-grips, security system, anti-lock brakes, adjustable wind deflectors, and an 80-watt 4-speaker Harmon/Kardon stereo system, complete with CD/MP3 player, a CB and intercom ability.”
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
"Yes, it is,” replied Richard, anxious to make his tee time at the country club. “Now let me pay you so we can continue on our way.” As he pulls money from his pocket, there are a few golf tees mixed in with the cash.
"What’re those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," said Richard.
“Damn,” the attendant said, "those Harley people think of everything!"

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samclaunts

Jul 8 @ 4:59PM  
good one
PinkToeNails

Jul 8 @ 5:07PM  
LOL that was pretty funny!!
Sunshine79

Jul 8 @ 6:00PM  


That was hilarious, thanks for the laugh!
sugarnspice005

Jul 8 @ 7:27PM  
That was a good one!
wstang69

Jul 8 @ 9:21PM  

thanks for a good laugh
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shyguy140

Jul 9 @ 10:08AM  

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