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posted 7/8/2010 9:07:29 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Three Nuns all arrive at the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that to enter they must each answer a question correctly or be sent below.

He goes to the first and ask, "Who was the first man on earth?" The Nun Says "Oh my, thats an easy one, Adam" Horns blare out and the pearly gates swing open and she enters.

He ask the second one "Who was the first woman on earth?" and the second Nun replies "Oh my, thats an easy one, Eve" Horns blare out and the pearly gates swing open and she enters.

St. Peter thinks to himself, I have got to stump this one, so he ask the third Nun "And what was the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"

The Nun thinks for a moment and says "Oh my, thats a hard one" Horns blare out, the pearly gates swing open......

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samclaunts

Jul 8 @ 9:26AM  
soft_touch938

Jul 8 @ 10:30AM  
That would really be funny to me if I actually KNEW a man who could get a hard one....

(ok ok....yeah it was funny anyway... )
1bunny629

Jul 8 @ 12:30PM  
soooooooooo....that's what all the honking was about! Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz Mary Louis...don't ya think they could be a bit less noisey???
prevert69

Jul 8 @ 1:02PM  
YES YES YES
somnium

Jul 8 @ 4:31PM  
And the three Nuns will be laughing for all eternity over that one and St. Peter, won't have a clue!

sugarnspice005

Jul 8 @ 7:30PM  



Glad to see an Sunshine blog! Been missing them.
needsomenow789

Jul 8 @ 9:19PM  
Hey great, liked it..........
wstang69

Jul 8 @ 9:19PM  

Good one
shyguy140

Jul 8 @ 10:49PM  

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