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3 Nuns
posted 7/8/2010 9:07:29 AM |
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Sunshine79
Three Nuns all arrive at the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that to enter they must each answer a question correctly or be sent below.
He goes to the first and ask, "Who was the first man on earth?" The Nun Says "Oh my, thats an easy one, Adam" Horns blare out and the pearly gates swing open and she enters.
He ask the second one "Who was the first woman on earth?" and the second Nun replies "Oh my, thats an easy one, Eve" Horns blare out and the pearly gates swing open and she enters.
St. Peter thinks to himself, I have got to stump this one, so he ask the third Nun "And what was the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"
The Nun thinks for a moment and says "Oh my, thats a hard one" Horns blare out, the pearly gates swing open......
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samclaunts
Jul 8 @ 9:26AM
soft_touch938
Jul 8 @ 10:30AM
That would really be funny to me if I actually KNEW a man who could get a hard one....
(ok ok....yeah it was funny anyway...
)
1bunny629
Jul 8 @ 12:30PM
soooooooooo....that's what all the honking was about! Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz Mary Louis...don't ya think they could be a bit less noisey???
prevert69
Jul 8 @ 1:02PM
YES
YES
YES
somnium
Jul 8 @ 4:31PM
And the three Nuns will be laughing for all eternity over that one and St. Peter, won't have a clue!
sugarnspice005
Jul 8 @ 7:30PM
Glad to see an Sunshine blog!
Been missing them.
needsomenow789
Jul 8 @ 9:19PM
Hey great, liked it..........
wstang69
Jul 8 @ 9:19PM
Good one
shyguy140
Jul 8 @ 10:49PM
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