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posted 7/7/2010 8:45:25 PM |
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  samclaunts

Be careful when you come to America this year,
First off; you are breaking the law by entering our air space and could be shot down
Then you enter our homes and that could get you shot.
And everyone knows that you smoke and that makes you a heel to some.
Then look at the way you use your animals, that is plain mean
O yes, what do you pay your workers, do they work all year for nothing?
Also you are a fat jolly slob; man, what are you high on.
and whats this deal with little children and candy?
maybe they should lock up all you freaks,
Sam

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RJ53

Jul 7 @ 9:00PM  
Wouldn't Santa be an illegal alien? Does he have a green card?
sugarnspice005

Jul 7 @ 9:04PM  
Someone better tell Santa he needs a Green Card and flight plan before coming over here.
samclaunts

Jul 7 @ 9:06PM  
Yep we do not need his kind in our great nation
somnium

Jul 7 @ 10:50PM  
Of course, there's the small matter that all of his reindeer would have to be quarantined for a minimum of two weeks- so, he would have to put that into his schedule too! Serves him right too- I never got NUT'N I asked for when I was a little tyke!


soft_touch938

Jul 8 @ 10:28AM  
Oh Sam....let's not talk about Christmas stuff ok? It will be here soon enough and that means winter 'n cold 'n snow 'n cold 'n cold 'n....well you know.....

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