Fantasy #1 -  To be able to go back in time and alter events so that my favorite singer  Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries  , would enter the first season of American Idol and win it in one clean sweeping motion  where upon I would be her biggest fan  . Sometimes I can even cry those same tears  I know I would have cried as they announced her the winner.  I'd lie there in bed at night joyfully crying and this is the thoughts that put me into a peaceful nights rest. 
Fantasy #2 -  To be able to walk into an American Idol taping  and pound a ball peen hammer  into every irritating fuck's forhead. These guys aren't shit for talent. If anyone deserves to be celebrated for their natural born skill to sing, it should be none other  than the powerhouse, Dolores O'Riordan. Ball peen hammer to the forehead of a wanna be winner ....ball peen to forehead of a producer...I'm not swinging lightly  either, I'm furious! Ball peen hammer to Simon's freaking forhead. Then, I'd gather up all the hot women.  Strip them. And, gathering electrical cords along wherever my path in this studio takes me, I tie the first two naked hot bitches together  . Grab a third naked chic, more cord. Tie her up with the first two. Then pickup a rhythm of gathering cords and naked women to violently tie into the intertwined and meshed-together giant rolling ball of hot shivering naked sweaty hot bicthes. Ball peen hammer to the forehead of a man who just got caught faking like he got hit by me already. By this time, I'm naked  and my penis is slapping the faces of any bitch who happens upon "that path" as I roll this massive ball of flesh and electrical wires around. Then I start aimlessly shoving my erection into any part of this sexual-superstructure. Don't matter where. My cock is going either in a hot bitch's mouth, a hot bitch's ass, a hot bitch's pussy, a hot bitch's armpit, her ear, the small of her back, next to the top of her butt crack, between two hot bitches' compressed-together bodies.  Where ever my dick is going, there will be a hot bitch involved. The whole time this is happening, the cameras are still rolling.  Not only am I now America's Most Wanted, but I'm a new American Idol! 
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