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posted 6/24/2010 3:31:50 PM |
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The instructions for the Durex Play and Magnum Vibrating cock ring both say to slide onto erect penis.......... sounds easy enough. Right?

But when you pull the package open and see the diameter size, not quite so easy anymore, sometimes....

However it does say if discoloration occurs to stop use immediately.
Really??
Did they say this due to cutting off circulation and blood flow ...while attempting to slide it on? ...

Did I mention that they both vibrate.....

Okay, in all fairness, they haven't been taken out of the packages yet....
So, has anyone used either of these and do they stretch much, or at all?
Are they as interesting, fun or stimulating as they advertise?

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1bunny629

Jun 24 @ 3:37PM  
I usually get a larger size...in hopes it will fit! ...but really...slide it on before erection....see what happens then.
1bunny629

Jun 24 @ 3:38PM  
I like big penis and I cannot lie.....
NightOfOld

Jun 24 @ 3:38PM  

I had that problem when I tried to slide it threw the eye of a needle.
casuallylooking

Jun 24 @ 3:50PM  
slide it on before erection....see what happens then
Thought about that, but I'm worried about when things grow and it doesn't stretch enough..................hence, the question about cutting off circulation.
And I only saw one size available.
ma47

Jun 24 @ 5:35PM  
Used cock rings,,,,,,,still do on occasion.....
Put it on after the erection,,,,,
Sunshine79

Jun 24 @ 5:55PM  
Haven't tried that yet. Let me know how it feels!
somnium

Jun 24 @ 5:59PM  
I've never used a cock ring myself but seems to me, you would want to apply it after an erection! In lieu of a cock ring, maybe a short stick and a strip of cloth might work- you know... like a tourniquet!


casuallylooking

Jun 24 @ 6:07PM  
In lieu of a cock ring, maybe a short stick and a strip of cloth might work- you know... like a tourniquet!
Trust me, Don...there is No need to make it stiffer, stand up more or last longer...it's the vibrating part that got my interest.

ma47

Jun 24 @ 6:11PM  
VIBRATING IS A GOOD THING........
Disregard the e-mail I sent you then........
Lisa46

Jun 24 @ 6:24PM  
I had a FWB who always wore his before his erection. Damn wish he'd had one that vibrated let us know how it worked out
StraddleMyNose

Jun 24 @ 6:26PM  
I know someone who has gotten that along with a few other sextoys.
KitKat25

Jun 24 @ 6:44PM  
I have no advice to offer. I'm just hanging around...yanno...lurking...just so I can get some advice on the subject...
theSkwirl

Jun 24 @ 7:58PM  
Yes, honey, they stretch really well. and soooo worth it... yup yup.. but the batteries don't last very long for some reason.
theSkwirl

Jun 24 @ 8:02PM  
Um shoot.. forgot to add.. might wanna lube the meat puppet up just a bit before attempting the slide.
LilGriz

Jun 24 @ 8:06PM  
Sorry y'all, just didn't do anything for me, felt different tho ... sure am glad CL got it cheap ... now she wants some wine ... then maybe some more
soft_touch938

Jun 24 @ 8:54PM  
^^^^^^some more what? Wine?
casuallylooking

Jun 24 @ 10:24PM  
sure am glad CL got it cheap ... now she wants some wine ... then maybe some more
Uh, is it just me or does he some how make it sound like I get what I want?

And he forgot to mention that we had wine with dinner........ we bought it the day we went to the farmers market and no more chances to open it other than today.
He's going to be gone for the weekend and I'm leaving Monday morning.
1bunny629

Jun 25 @ 1:15AM  
ya bought the cock ring at the farmers market???...why ...never mind...get off here and make up for the weekend he'll be gone...I said Now!
casuallylooking

Jun 25 @ 5:15AM  
Sam was correct, they do stretch quite a bit and easily.

ya bought the cock ring at the farmers market???...why ...never mind
Umm, no silly.... ...we bought the wine the day we went to the famers market.. and now that I think of it, that's not true, we bought it the next day...at Trader Joe's.
I actually brought the toys with me to Mn. What can I say, the vibrating part got my attention... lol
RevDocLove

Jun 25 @ 7:31AM  
I could make my cock vibrate upon command
tassie1

Jun 25 @ 8:24AM  
on the package it should say to slide the vibrating bullet towards the bottom of his shaft and the vibrations will extand along his penis, but if you want to really make your eyes roll turn it up so its sitting on his pubic bone and let it rub against yours at the same time

so I've heard
oh and they're $10 at the supermarket with the other condoms here.
ok for a laugh or a once off, but i wouldn't bother with them on a regular basis .

I'm glad you corrected where you picked yours up from , i started getting weird pictures popping into my head involving sheep and well hung plough boys in bib and brace cover-alls

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