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  Sunshine79

I got a question. I assume most men ( I said most, not all), wake up with a piss hard on. If that's the case, when you wake up in the morning, are you able to just roll over and give your partner a good fucking or do you have to wait until you release your pee first?

I'm just curious. I don't have a cock. Well, I do.....but it's not mine per se.
All my dildos work just peachy in the mornings, lol They never wake up and tell me to wait because they gotta pee.....lol Or that they are hard because it a piss hard on, not because they are horny.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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ynot7769

Jun 24 @ 9:37AM  
are you able to just roll over and give your partner a good fucking or do you have to wait until you release your pee first?

YUP
Wordsofwit

Jun 24 @ 9:50AM  
a piss hard on

Pardon my ignorance, but I have never heard that term before. Exactly what is it, waking up with a hard on because you have to pee?
slohand_47

Jun 24 @ 10:11AM  
I've found with age that one, really has nothing to do with the other. I've had "morning wood" and didn't need to use the bathroom. I've woken up REALLY needing to use the bathroom..... & no wood at the same time. I think it's more a term used by young guys who don't know the difference.
And to answer your question, no, I don't HAVE to wait...... but unless there's just time for a quickie before work, I prefer to wait.... & take my time afterwards.
PeachyKeen

Jun 24 @ 10:17AM  
Info to help clarify what the term "piss hard on" means:

Piss Hard-On (or Hardon):

A graphic way to describe the male condition of waking up with a very stiff erection coupled with a need to urinate.

The leading causes of this syndrome are thought to be:

1) a full bladder rubs against the prostate gland which then arouses the rest of a man's sexual machinery as though getting ready for intercourse; or the more recent theory, that

2) during a routine night's sleep, a man will have four or five erections but usually they don't awaken him. This is probably the body's way of running "routine diagnostic checks" on his various systems, including sexual readiness. The one that wakes you up either because it's time to wake up or because you're dying to go to the bathroom is the P.H-O.

Personally, I don't care for the term "Piss Hard-On". I think it's much better to say "morning wood" or the evocative "morning glory," which is the term we used in the South. Of course, this is only my preference and the term you used is an apt description.

Good question!
soft_touch938

Jun 24 @ 10:25AM  
It's hard to believe Bruce that you've never heard this term...it's old as the hills.

Wayne about always woke up with a piss hard on but I don't recall that he ever took advantage of it....no...I never got the advantage of it. He wasn't horny, he just had to pee.

It wasn't unusual either for me to wrap my arms around him in the middle of the night and discover he was hard as a rock...but snoring happily away. If I tried to wake him to screw, the hard on would wilt upon his waking up and he'd ask me why the hell I woke him....
Wordsofwit

Jun 24 @ 10:52AM  
Not only had I never heard of it, I have never experienced it.
somnium

Jun 24 @ 11:09AM  
I've experienced both conditions (I'm sure most men have)- a 'woody' while having to pee or no woody but still have to pee when I wake up (probably depends on who I was poking in my dreams, before waking up ) ! I wouldn't want to accidentally pee inside my partners vagina- so, I'll pee first- probably not healthy for her anyway!

Although, my 2nd ex....... well, maybe I'll make a blog about that sometime- kinda interesting, I think... well, sorta!


flavorbuster

Jun 24 @ 11:23AM  
I have but most women would prefer that you relieved yourself first to be on the safe side no matter how well you can control wether or not you piss or cum when it comes time for the one eyed monster to spit. They are afraid of the eruption of the wrong kind & I can't say that I blame them for common sense health reasons. I always wake up with a hard on & horny, if I got to pee or not.
ma47

Jun 24 @ 11:31AM  
Like the question,,,,,,
Suprised none of you guys mentioned what a problem it is pissing in a toilet with hardon,,,,,,
Nothing better than starting the day, waking up with a set of lips wrapped around it or waking up already mounted,,,,,,,,
Lisa46

Jun 24 @ 12:00PM  
I lived with a man for almost 5 yrs best sex we had was with a PHO I think that is why I love morning sex
1bunny629

Jun 24 @ 1:38PM  
hell...I've woken up with a piss hard on...
RevDocLove

Jun 24 @ 5:25PM  
You think a PHO is a problem ??
Try getting a hard on when a woman wants you to piss in her
StraddleMyNose

Jun 24 @ 6:40PM  
Sure, I've had a few...
KitKat25

Jun 24 @ 6:58PM  
Oh yeah...morning sex can be soooooo much fun...

I might also add that it's quite funny watching a guy pee with an erection. Some of them can be quite creative.
chocolatemilf

Jun 24 @ 7:30PM  
Heya Sunshine..........I posted a blog in '08 about this same topic.....it had good comments!!
Wordsofwit

Jun 24 @ 8:40PM  
I have never, ever had a hard dick in my life because I had to pee. Now I have experienced a lot in my life, but that isn't one, and one I don't mind missing out on. When I awaken with a hard on, it is all about a thicker white fluid, never a thinner yellow one. Maybe I am ignorant, and I admit it, but I truly never had heard of such a thing before today. Perhaps, it is because the issue "never came up" and my partners and I always had great communication. I can say that when I have awakened with wood and I had to pee, it took longer for my squirt and no woman ever complained about that.
soft_touch938

Jun 24 @ 8:41PM  
Hey sunshine....delete that other comment...I meant to hit quote not post...

ANYWAY...

hell...I've woken up with a piss hard on...

I don't know if bunny was kiddin' or not but yanno it's true doncha? Think about it...when a woman has to pee and she "holds herself"...what is she applying pressure to? It ain't her pee hole... no, it's her clit...which most know is otherwise called a rudimentary penis....or what woulda been a penis is she hadn't turned out to be a she but a he instead.

When I have to pee real bad, my clit gets hard and a quick bit of pressure on it will not only feel really good but it will momentairly relieve that feeling like I'm gonna piss my pants.

The urethra, vagina and clit are all intricately intertwined in a woman and having to pee really bad can mimic arousal...sometimes the vaginal muscles will spasm while trying to hold back the bladder.

So...

Why not with men also. The bladder is connected to it all and here's another example. When Wayne had to have surgery on an aneurysm in his abdomen, it sometimes renders a man impotent or....he will have reverse ejaculation as was in Wayne's case. When he ejaculated the semen didn't flow out but instead went to his bladder and he peed it out when he urinated.

A full bladder definitely can cause arousal.

By the way...reverse ejaculation was just WONDERFUL!!! Never a messy mess afterwards and not one drop of cum did I have to swallow again...just awesome
1bunny629

Jun 25 @ 1:20AM  
My clit never became a penis...my clit never became a penis...my clit never became a penis...but I dtill had a piss hard on at work tonight cause the Mother fuckers wouldn't leave me the fuck alone...there is at least 3 dimes in that sentence...ca ching...ca ching..ca ching...for casuals piggy bank!
ma47

Jul 12 @ 1:06PM  
Bunny.......sounds like you were drinking coffee
whisperingcomet

Jul 12 @ 7:38PM  
lol.... bruce.....google it...

and morning glory! i love that..kudo
Loveyoulongtime2

Jul 12 @ 8:37PM  
I don't care to fuck with a full bladder. I don't have to depend on a piss hard on, I can always get it on after peeing.
surv6969

Jul 13 @ 10:41AM  
I am with Bruce I had never hard the term "Piss Hard On" either. I wake up with a hard on all the time and I wake up having to pee but I cannot recall waking up having a hard on and having to pee both. Now sometimes after having sex I have to pee which keeps me hard and that makes it a bitch to pee.
DougELove

Jul 17 @ 1:14AM  
Sunshine,

It's a really good question. Some of the answers are a little silly, but...

A piss hard-on (or what ever you prefer to call it), it is exactly what PeachyKeen said it is. A full bladder which puts pressure on the prostate resulting in a flaming woody. It is not ideally usable for gratifying your partners needs, there are a couple of complications.

First, it is physically impossible under normal circumstances for a man to cum when he has to pee. That stuff that most people refer to as pre-cum is the body's way of clearing the urethra of residual pee, which in the morning contains the highest concentrations of uric acid. Uric acid and sperm are mortal enemies.

Second, most men can't control the feeling of having to seriously pee in the first place. When we really have to go we simply really have to go. The human body is a pretty remarkable machine. When the gland in the head of the penis is stimulated (even when a man has to pee), it causes the channel from the testicles to the urethra to open and a man couldn't pee if you paid him to. At least not until certain counter-regulatory hormones were released which would turn off the sex drive and open the the pee flood gates.

All of what is described as a piss hard-on is not a piss hard-on at all. That phenomenon is really what happens when a man is about to have a wet dream. Sometimes referred to as nocturnal emissions. (Always liked that term). Like wet dreams even more, but I've only had one of those. Best orgasm I ever had! Boy did I produce a load. So much so I woke my partner up who promptly began accusing me of masturbating while looking at her sleeping naked and cumming all over her leg and then trying to play like I was asleep.

Any body want some head? Please, ladies only.
KnightsSearch

Mar 16 @ 9:05PM  
most morning nothing better than to have a hard on stroke her for a while till she is happy and purring get up go pee and come back and play some more ...and not afraid to roll over on y back and ask her to ride but ask her to be easy and let her ride for a hell of a long time with a piss hard on ride-em cow girl
leglover1

Mar 18 @ 5:58PM  
Hi Sunshine

A mild piss hard on is great first thing in the morning, as I can stay hard a long time and fuck for ages. It also helps not to shoot my load so quickly when my cock's being sucked or wanked. Also, with a bit of expert handling you can be brought to almost coming point then ease off a little and remain rock hard.

A full on piss hard on only means one thing though. Gotta go syphon the python first and given I can piss for England that can mean having to be inventive and wake the girl up again or get her to keep herself on the boil while you're pissing!

Hope this helps in your research.
hutch

Mar 20 @ 8:02PM  
ive learned not to waste a hard on
6loving9

Mar 31 @ 10:35AM  
You can take a piss tu get rid of it or just turn over gently slowly open her legs and slowly start fucking a morniung and do not take that piss. it's great.
Jesusoldier1

Apr 14 @ 11:00PM  
Once I had a morning hardon and I made the mistake of trying to go take a piss and I ended up pissing all over myself. Well I'm not gonna make that mistake again.
riverman13

May 13 @ 1:21AM  
I wake up almost every Morning with a "Rock-Hard-Cock". But not because I need to take a Piss, But because of the "Hot-Dreams" I have. So,Yes, I'm ready for Sex
smittyd1

May 16 @ 2:38PM  
hell woman,lets fuck
Snatchmaster108

May 26 @ 11:29AM  
I wake my wife and say "spread em!" If she is not in the mood and coes back to sleep, I put on a robe, walk to the next door apartment and my 23 year old neighbor is ALWAYS ready to fuck. her husband leaves at 5 in the morning, and makes her fuck before he runs out. By the time he is finished, sheis so horny she need something., She used to take out the dildo until we were all sitting around talking about it one night. She got me aside and said "anytime your wife is too tired, stop on by."

So I do. Does not matter whether I have to piss or not.
sithmaster

May 29 @ 10:40AM  
yes i need to pee
mcroxton

Jun 11 @ 12:45AM  
Some of us do, some of us don't. You can go either way, but having a "piss hard on" can make peeing be really awkward. Sometimes "relief" makes it less awkward.

I like waking up in the morning and snuggling... and then morning sex. I miss that.
chocolatemilf

Jun 12 @ 1:05AM  
I know exactly what you mean Sunshine, I posted a similar blog because I wanted to know about the sex....I find that they are harder than the regular erection too......Alls I know is that when I see it, I want it......
chocolatemilf

Jun 12 @ 1:05AM  
I know exactly what you mean Sunshine, I posted a similar blog because I wanted to know about the sex....I find that they are harder than the regular erection too......Alls I know is that when I see it, I want it......
Ready4this

Jun 13 @ 11:30PM  
Not every guy wakes up with a piss hardon but if I wake up with asny kind of a hardon at all and there is a female next to me she's getting a stiff dick in her..:)
leesumm

Jun 18 @ 12:36PM  
by peachykeen
Jun 24 @ 9:17AM
Info to help clarify what the term "piss hard on" means:

Piss Hard-On (or Hardon):

A graphic way to describe the male condition of waking up with a very stiff erection coupled with a need to urinate.

The leading causes of this syndrome are thought to be:

1) a full bladder rubs against the prostate gland which then arouses the rest of a man's sexual machinery as though getting ready for intercourse; or the more recent theory, that

2) during a routine night's sleep, a man will have four or five erections but usually they don't awaken him. This is probably the body's way of running "routine diagnostic checks" on his various systems, including sexual readiness. The one that wakes you up either because it's time to wake up or because you're dying to go to the bathroom is the P.H-O.

Personally, I don't care for the term "Piss Hard-On". I think it's much better to say "morning wood" or the evocative "morning glory," which is the term we used in the South. Of course, this is only my preference and the term you used is an apt description.

Good question!
I would have to ask then what about during the day when a guy has to go and cant? He holds it and holds it, the bladder becomes full but does he get a hard on?
It has nothing to do with the bladder being full and "rubbing the prostate". I have had a female doctor make me have a orgasm and not have a hard on just by massaging the prostate.
Myself I think its the subconscious mind dreaming of a sex session like a little boy has wet dreams at times.

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