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Dick's Pixxx Number ONE (My First Review)

posted 1/6/2007 4:23:56 PM |
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I know U have all been waiting 4 it, so here it is. 4 my inaugural I decided 2 go with the Max Hardcore production, Max Extreme Eighteen. This video begins as humdrum as most with Ur normal older guy (in this particular part playing a producer auditioning an actress 4 a part) seducing some young chick. As far as porn actors go this cat wuzn’t so bad. I mean, he wuz old…but still physically fit and he had a big cock. (Take it from me ladies…unless U want 2 see hairy, old men, U pretty much have 2 watch gay porn.) The chick wuz also cute enough, and at 4’11”, short enough 2 almost be a midget (only without the big head and little arms). I have a thing 4 midgets…in case U haven’t heard.

I noticed something wuz different with this porn almost right away. It wuzn’t following the normal “porno formula” of she blows him, he eats her, he fucks her, ect…Instead, the angle of entry seemed 2 imply he wuz fucking her in the ass. That wuz interesting. It wuzn’t long B4 they changed positions and U could in fact see that he wuz fucking her in the ass. Oh, and what a buttfucking this wuz! Let me tell U…I am a sick fucker and I never thought of some of the shit this guy does do this bitch. And she seems 2 fucking love every second of it! It wuz really unbelievable. Then it started 2 get weird.

I don’t want 2 give the fucking thing away, but I have 2 tell U something about it, don't I? The phone starts ringing, right? The guy is reaming her in the ass and he picks up he cell phone. It’s the bitch’s fiancé, right? So she answers the fucking phone and is talking 2 the fiancé while this other cat is banging the shit out of her ass! Then the guy gets on the phone while he crams his dick down the broad’s throat! It wuz fucking hilarious…and disturbing, at the same time. I think I wuz kinda bothered by how turned on this shit wuz making me.

Believe it or not, it even got weirder than that, but Ur gonna have 2 watch it and see (if anyone wants 2 go through the trouble of connecting through IRC, I will be happy 2 shoot it 2 U) 4 Urself. In my humble opinion the very fact that this is not Ur everyday porn movie is actually reason enough 2 check it out. And yes…it did make me jerk-off, so it accomplished it’s main objective as well. All in all, I’d have 2 give this one…three (out of five) dancing bananas.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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eatthecat

Jan 6 @ 4:46PM  
King of the fucking blogs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hail to the king

cabl_guy

Jan 6 @ 6:34PM  
Wonders how DS knows the gay porn has better looking guys.........lol. Just teasin, man!
ynot7769

Jan 6 @ 7:20PM  
as usual ...a grin n giggle reading your blog...and hell now I wanna see this flick....i mean it got 3
JJN4Fun

Jan 6 @ 8:07PM  
Okay, first of all - Bravo on the review!!!

Now, I have to agree that the hottest male porn stars are gay; Jeff Stryker for one! *sizzle* It seems that hot guys like Peter Norths and Rocco Siffredi (of the famed "Buttman" series...ya might like his flicks, DS ;) are fading away...I say some of the hot studs from here should contact me immediately so we can start a new wave of hot, straight porn studs! I'll be holding auditions next month...

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