* If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name.
* Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
* If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.
* You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself.
* Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
* Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends.
* Three words: No shotgun weddings.
* All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson.
* They never have to know you live in your parents basement.
* If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
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