AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Family Guy/ Battle of the Planets Part 1

posted 6/15/2010 11:23:09 AM |
1 kudogive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  gardasian

Hello all!

It's been a while since I've posted anything here, so I thought I'd share with you a new fanfic I'm writing for fanfiction.net. Enjoy!


The Griffins were sitting around the television, watching a “Battle of the Planets” revival on the Cartoon Network.

“I like the part where Princess flips over and you can see her undies,” Chris spoke up enthusiastically.

“You would, you perve!” Meg grunted in Chris' direction.

“Meg's right, Chris,” Peter interjected. “Besides, it's not like she's wearing crotchless undies. Now that would be something to see!”

“You know what really tics my fleas?” Brian asked, dry martini in paw. “ That 1-Rover-1. He's the only canine character and the only trick he knows is how to use his tail as a propeller! He makes us all look like stupid mutts!”

“And the pot calls the kettle black,” Stewie said matter-of-factly. “At least he doesn't drink like a fish and ruin family gatherings.”

-- Flashback to Thanksgiving –

“...and you just can't trust women worth a damn anymore,” Brian was saying as he haphazardly stacked his last ten martini glasses in a pyramid on the kitchen floor.

“Brian, you're just drunk,” Lois said as she placed the huge roast turkey on the kitchen table. “You'll see things differently when you sober up.”

“Nah! I think I just need to get laid...(gasp!) wow mama!”

Everyone in the living room was nearly scared out of their wits when a loud crash was heard coming from the kitchen.

“Oh my god, Peter!” Lois screamed as she ran into the room with tears in her eyes. “Thanksgiving's ruined! Brian's humping the turkey!”

“Eh...” Peter said with a shrug. “Who's up for Chinese?”

– End Flashback –


So do you think I could be a "Family Guy" writer?

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by gardasian:
Family Guy/ Battle of the Planets Part 1
I'd do anything for love...but I WON'T do THAT!!!!
Spirituality and Dating
Wit and Wisdom
So you SAY you want a nice guy...
Anyway you slice it...Scammers Suck!!!!
"Reality" or "Show"?
Pagan Superheroes? What A Novel Idea!
Windows Enterprise Editition


No comments yet, be the first to post a comment! post a comment!

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
Family Guy/ Battle of the Planets Part 1