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What Every Man Expects in a Wife

posted 6/15/2010 7:20:14 AM |
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* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it's good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.
* She will hate charge cards.
* Her favorite expression will be, "What can I do for you, Dear?"
* She will think you have Einstein's brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because you're so sexy.

What He Usually Gets

* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model... for a totem pole.
* Where there's smoke, there she is--cooking.
* She's a light eater...once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and she'll find you.

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Sunshine79

Jun 15 @ 10:40AM  
Where there's smoke, there she is--cooking.

Yup, this one applies to me, lol
sugarnspice005

Jun 15 @ 10:49AM  
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.

My hair is naturally curly so I don't need curlers or perms.

* Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.

I hate shoveling snow!

* She will hate charge cards.

Yep...don't like credit cards. Haven't had one in a few years now.


* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.



theSkwirl

Jun 15 @ 1:27PM  
StraddleMyNose

Jun 15 @ 2:24PM  
KitKat25

Jun 15 @ 5:01PM  
She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.



Funny schtuff Doc.
tassie1

Jun 15 @ 7:45PM  
and you reeeeally think I'm gonna be suicidal nuff to comment , being married an all.

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