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posted 6/13/2010 7:06:42 AM |
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Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.

When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.

When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.

The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.

SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.

Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?

If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?

You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.

It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together!

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Sunshine79

Jun 13 @ 7:15AM  
Pretty Valid Points There, LOL
LilGriz

Jun 13 @ 8:48AM  
You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
You probably know what it is anyway ... Then again, we could have had a sudden reboot from intellectual overload ...
Wordsofwit

Jun 13 @ 9:17AM  
I agree with ^^^her^^^
somnium

Jun 13 @ 12:06PM  
Advice from Men to Women

OR... how to avoid unnecessary arguments for a happier relationship!

theSkwirl

Jun 13 @ 1:03PM  
Crap.. even more proof that I'm such a dude. Fuck. I need to get my sex checked.
sugarnspice005

Jun 13 @ 8:23PM  
KitKat25

Jun 13 @ 8:56PM  
Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.


Heck...most of the guys AND gals I know are like this...including me.

Good ones Doc!

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