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Thanks to my friend Tassie

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.

The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."

He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!"

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Wordsofwit

Jun 12 @ 9:40AM  
That's a good one. I have heard it before, but not too often.
StraddleMyNose

Jun 12 @ 2:10PM  
aftershox

Jun 12 @ 3:07PM  
Gotta love them Amish, and Mennonites...

I remember being on one of these friendship sites and there was a face pic of a Mennonite guy, beard, straw hat, rosy cheeks , a total look of wholesomeness about him that just so made me want to corrupt him....
sugarnspice005

Jun 12 @ 5:58PM  
justme4u

online now!
Jun 12 @ 10:08PM  
KitKat25

Jun 12 @ 10:21PM  
Yep...ya gotta watch those Amish boys. Give em' an inch and they'll take a mile.
Good one Doc.
tassie1

Jun 13 @ 6:42AM  
I remember being on one of these friendship sites and there was a face pic of a Mennonite guy, beard, straw hat, rosy cheeks , a total look of wholesomeness about him that just so made me want to corrupt him....

dammit, why did I shave my beard off and get rid of my straw hat for.
I wanna be corrupted

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