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Phrases Men Wish Their Women Would Say

posted 6/12/2010 8:16:32 AM |
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  RevDocLove

DREAM ON

Of course I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!
Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
I'm bored...let's shave my pussy.
Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
That was a GREAT fart! Do another!
I have decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
You're so sexy when you are hung over!
I would rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
Say, let's go down to the mall so that you can check out women's asses!
I will be out painting the house.
I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturdays, too.
Honey? Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again...come see!
I know it's tighter back there, but will you PLEASE try again?
No, no...I'll take the car in for an oil change.
Your mother is way better than mine!
Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing & buy yourself some new clubs!
I understand fully; our anniversary comes every year, for Christ's sake! You go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever!
What do you say we get a good porno movie, a 6-pack of Bud, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
No, not the fucking mall again! Let's try that new tittie bar instead!
Listen...I make enough money for us both. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a 7 or 8?
Honey, you need your sleep...stop getting up for night feedings!
God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am going to bust!
I signed up for yoga classes so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
Let's just skip the foreplay and romance, and get right down to fucking!
I am on my period, so why don't you let me blow you? Better yet, go ahead and screw the secretary!

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Wordsofwit

Jun 12 @ 9:46AM  
I am on my period, so as my pussy is out of action, feel free to pop into its next door neighbor.
PinkToeNails

Jun 12 @ 11:26AM  
I'm bored...let's shave my pussy

That one cracks me up!! Sounds fun too!!
Wordsofwit

Jun 12 @ 11:37AM  
I'm bored...let's shave my pussy

That one cracks me up!! Sounds fun too!!

Let me check the flight schedules out and get back to you on my arrival time. I'll be bringing some special 100 percent organic shaving cream that we can use. The dispenser has been very popular over the years.
casuallylooking

Jun 12 @ 10:07PM  
That was a GREAT fart! Do another
He never even needs to be asked, he just does it..............
justme4u

Jun 12 @ 10:09PM  
LilGriz

Jun 13 @ 8:44AM  
Let's just skip the foreplay and romance, and get right down to fucking!

But, isn't that a given?????
PeachyKeen

Jun 13 @ 4:18PM  
But, isn't that a given?????
Oh Griz, you are such a charmer!!!

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