AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

It's Time for Me to Come Clean!

posted 6/10/2010 5:39:50 PM |
4 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  theSkwirl

I've got a dirty little secret, it's been wearing on my mind something awful the last few years. I've simply got to share it with someone, and I've chosen you lucky Pervs to be the first to hear it.





I am a Philosoholic. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I have a thinking problem. Stop laughing damnit..

You're thinking it's not really a problem, right? Wrong. I do it all the time. One thought is too often and a thousand is never enough! It's cutting into my working time. My spare time.. hell it's even starting to spill over into my dreams. I catch myself thinking when I first wake up in the morning and just before I go to sleep each night. I even think and drive! Sometimes, I wake myself up from a good dream, thinking. Fuck! When will it end? I think while I'm eating, I think when I drink. I think when I'm in the shower... sometimes I even catch myself thinking when I've zoned out for a while. I turn on the computer and what do I do? I think. That's right.. it's cutting into my life something fierce!

I think about this.. I think about that.. I think when I'm happy, I think when I'm sad. I think all the time!

My partner asks me, "What are you doing?" I say, "thinking" He says, "oh, that again.. it's really becoming a habit with you." See what I mean?

Sometimes I am thinking good things and it's suddenly interrupted by a naughty thought.

How in the hell can I stop this? Is there a 12 step program for this problem?

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by theSkwirl:
Once Upon Another Time...
Rambling Thoughts from a Deranged Skwirl
Wait Just One Pea-Pickin Minute .. Wouldja?
Why It's Easier....
Keeping up with the Joneses
It's Time for Me to Come Clean!
Too Wound UP to Sleep!
Since Monday...
A Quiet Little Voice
For Alybai #8... eh.. who's counting?


Comments:

post a comment!

sugarnspice005

Jun 10 @ 5:55PM  
I am a Philosoholic. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I have a thinking problem. Stop laughing damnit.



Sorry!!! I tried!!!

I haven't heard of any 12 step program yet, but when I do, I'll let ya know.


So....whatcha thinking about now?

*leaves a kudo*
Cootiesprayer

Jun 10 @ 7:09PM  
I do the same thing...I even doing during sex...it's really frustrating. I was told it's due to having add for me my mind constantly thinks why i have to take sleeping pills at night so I feel your pain.
KitKat25

Jun 10 @ 7:35PM  
I have a thinking problem. Stop laughing damnit..

Don't hate me...but ROFLMFAO!!!

Wait a minute...I think I have that problem too...

How in the hell can I stop this?

You can't...you're broken!

Thanks for the laugh Sammy girl.
KitKat25

Jun 10 @ 7:37PM  
Oops...I forgot to leave a greenie...I got distracted...cuz I was thinking...
PeachyKeen

Jun 10 @ 7:39PM  
OMG... that's what's fucking wrong with me! No matter how many times a day I tell myself to STOP... STOP... STOP I can't... it's a compulsive behavior that invades every crevice of my life.

Pleeeze tell me whenever you discover the panecea for this horrendous affliction!!!

A greenie for making me laugh... I love dirty little secrets—LOL!
aftershox

Jun 10 @ 9:42PM  
That is a problem I can identify with it. And that is precisely the reason I like Kink and BDSM. The distraction of a flogger or a something vibration or thrusting in my pussy. Nipple clamps, blind folds. A firm slap on the the cheeks of my ass or my face. Or tits squeezed and pulled. A light hot breathe in my ear.

If extreme enough, there is subspace and the joyful quiet of nothing, no thoughts , no worries.

You need some loving nipple torture and BDSM play.
lunanegra

Jun 10 @ 9:57PM  
Careful ,we dun take kindlay to yur types 'roun heyre

But seriouslah, don't let it consume you or anything, because strawberry jam will start leaking out of your ears.
JsGirl69

Jun 10 @ 10:01PM  
ummm...I wasnt laughing.....really...
Yep,what Aftershox said...Sub-space is the ONLY place my mind is quiet....
soft_touch938

Jun 10 @ 11:08PM  
Well.....

Skwirl......

I should have a little of your problem. Let me explain....

Thinking isn't my problem....zoning out is. Today for instance. I'm tearing around town with my lil ta-do list and since my brain is all written out on paper i.e...my list, I just go by rote.

So...I'm at Wally world and I keep hearing this lil voice...

"Grandma. Grandma. Hey Grandma. Bonnie/Grandma...." It finally penetrates and I look around to see my great grandson!! I am so tickled.... I hardly pay attention to who he's with...everytime I see him he's with step Mama.

Well....I even looked at her then leaned down and said..;."Hey your belly ain't very big"....step mom is pregnant. As I said it I looked at her....REALLY looked at her...

IT WAS HIM REAL MAMA!!!

I was so fucking embarrassed!! She took it good but she is one moody woman and I'm betting inside she was seething.

I so seldom see my grandkids...or Zach's SO, let alone Mason's Mama and besides....I was in my zone...I don't think in my zone...obviously.
padreroyalataol

Jun 11 @ 12:57AM  
"way 2 funny, when ya think about it"
atb= all the best
R.
1bunny629

Jun 11 @ 3:04AM  
I would rather be an over thinker than an under thinker.....
casuallylooking

Jun 11 @ 4:15AM  
I have to agree with Bunny. Too many under thinkers in the world.

You know the first step is always admitting to the problem, Sam. Step one complete....
Sunshine79

Jun 11 @ 7:05AM  
My thoughts are random & many. My friends can't even keep up.
RevDocLove

Jun 11 @ 8:40AM  
Fuck it!!!! Keep on thinking..At least you don't have to go to
all of those silly meetings like confirmed thinkers do
Wordsofwit

Jun 11 @ 8:53AM  
I think about this.. I think about that.. I think when I'm happy, I think when I'm sad. I think all the time!

I had a comment I was going to make. I found it to be quite a humorous comment, but I anticipate that many people anticipated my comment. So I decided to comment on the comment that I didn't post as a comment.

Hold up, let me if I got the this right...I decided to comment on the comment... Yeah, that's right. It makes sense to me.
onehornytoad69

Jun 11 @ 10:12AM  
Thinking is a good thing, Until we Over Think things!!!
Most of the women I have dated did this!!! WTF?
theSkwirl

Jun 11 @ 2:27PM  
Mmm sub space.. I've not been there in so long I have forgotten who gets tied up!

I'm glad you guys are finding my plight amusing. Too late Luna love.. it's already leaking. Sigh.

I only wanna be a dumb blond.. why can't I get that right?
flavorbuster

Jun 11 @ 5:50PM  
Don't think feel
belle1010

Jun 11 @ 8:59PM  
Ony one question Skwirly my love....Are at least a few of those thoughts about me???????

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
It's Time for Me to Come Clean!