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Treat Them Like Your Car!

# Give it a regular, thorough going over.
# Touch up the exterior.
# Rub it down nicely.
# Make sure it's waxed regularly.
# Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual crank starting?
# Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming.
# Change the lubrication.
# Check the rubber is not wearing thin.
# Keep an eye out for bald patches.
# Lift up the front and have a long hard look.
# Check the rear end is clean and tidy.
# Check for spare tire and any handles.
# Keep an eye on fuel consumption.
# Make sure the top can come down and look good on hot, summer days.
# Make sure you will not have to spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.
# Are the bodywork and lines to your liking? Is the interior comfortable?
# Ensure that it responds well to you when you're in the driving seat.
# Make sure it's always clean inside.

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theSkwirl

Jun 8 @ 3:19PM  
How To Survive With Men Treat Them Like Your Car!

# Drive em like hell
# Kick the tires
# Check the rubber
# Gas em up regularly
# Add oil when it gets low
# Park them in the garage and turn off the engine
# Get lots of insurance on them cuz many of them are lemons
tassie1

Jun 8 @ 5:12PM  
I'm not even gonna comment.
sugarnspice005

Jun 8 @ 6:12PM  
Rev and Skwirl....you are just too much!!!!

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