This weekend was successful in my quest for sex. It is no secret here, at least to the old timers, that I LOVE one night stands.
I like the thrill of a new partner, new technique, and knowing that I can kick them out when all is said and done. This ONLY happens when my son is at his dad's for the weekend mind you all!!!
This weekend I hit up a local bar with some friends and friends of friends. My best friend Jaimie brought along her friend Laurie (who is 48 and on the verge of divorce number 3) who brought her brother Johnny (who is 43). Everything was great. Had a total blast! Drinks were bottomless (I honestly DONT know where that third long island came from!!!) and karaoke was rockin. Did some dancing and LOTS of flirting. At some point, I offended Laurie because I told her to pull her shirt down over her extra skin (not fat, she's got a GREAT body) on her stomach. She has had 4 children, so there is no getting around a minor amount of loose skin. I didn't want her to be embarrassed and did for her what I would do for ANY of my friends. She got PISSED and starting running at the mouth about how I told her she was fat and blah blah highschool drama bullshit blah.
At the end of the night, Johnny took me home. We had fun for sure...
Now Johnny and I are dirty whores for hooking up. Apparently we both deserve to get diseases and get pregnant.
Ok, I am a whore YES. I am NOT dirty. I wrap EVERY SINGLE time AND I'm on birth control. So pregnancy, though possible, is extremely unlikely. Same for any STD.
Stupid jealous woman. I swear.
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somnium
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Jun 7 @ 11:50PM
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Personally, I've always detested society labeling women whores or any other label for simply doing what is a natural and necessary bodily function! If a woman enjoys having sex a lot, so what??? It's her body and quite frankly, it's no one else's business! But... that's me!
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Lisa46
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Jun 8 @ 4:55AM
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I think its great!!! Last time I had one night stand it lasted for a few months 
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Wordsofwit
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Jun 8 @ 6:01AM
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Affairs like that make up some of my fondest memories.
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RevDocLove
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Jun 8 @ 7:38AM
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That's the way I've lived most of my life, but I'm not a whore 
Promiscuous, horny, and lovin' lovin' does NOT constitute being a whore...
Unless you charge for the service, of course  
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theSkwirl
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Jun 8 @ 12:37PM
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Daaahhhling.. you are NOT a whore.. if you were you wouldn't be so damned broke all the time!
At least you are honest about what you want.. gawd. Want me to smack that one around a bit?
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ksk72
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Jun 8 @ 12:45PM
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 Dirty Whores if thats the title they wanna give a woman that knows what she wants and how to get it then I am one too
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theSkwirl
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Jun 8 @ 12:46PM
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Me three! However, I prefer to be called sexually adventurous.
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LadieDarkStarr
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Jun 8 @ 7:00PM
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Thanks for all the support guys... and Skwirl... that's a great line about broke all the time hahahaha
Though now I have some ideas... haha
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