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posted 6/4/2010 9:33:40 AM |
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  shyguy140

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

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Sunshine79

Jun 4 @ 9:40AM  
That's fuckin' hilarious, thank you!!!!
NightOfOld

Jun 4 @ 11:10AM  


sarafinablu

Jun 4 @ 11:41AM  
LMAO!
RevDocLove

Jun 4 @ 12:05PM  
OOOOPS
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 4 @ 12:57PM  
Just wait til he take the tape off.
theSkwirl

Jun 4 @ 3:20PM  
Don'tcha hate when that happens?
prevert69

Jun 8 @ 3:05PM  
Use to happen to me all the time

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