Let's all wish Drcocktail! a happy virtual birthday.
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 2 @ 6:27PM
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I'll pass on that. 
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theSkwirl
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Jun 2 @ 7:19PM
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A very Merry Unbirthday to who? to you.. whoever you are this week.
I'd like to offer to purchase an dictionary, one of those really big heavy ones.. to throw at him.. and a set of Encyclopedia Faux News... and hmm what else.. can one get a personality transplant? Ok I guess not.. so instead I'm gonna give him a case of Trollium Jelly.
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 2 @ 7:27PM
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Something I think he needs..............
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If I Only Had a Brain
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Happy Virtual Birthday..............ummmmmm well whatever name you are going by this week............. 
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RJ53
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Jun 2 @ 7:32PM
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Oh I have something for him is he promises to wear it every day....in public.
t-shirt
because we all know how liberal he is. 
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lunanegra
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Jun 2 @ 7:50PM
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Things I'd rather do than wish someone like him a happy birthday, *ahem*..
-Squat naked and covered in honey on a fire ant hill.
-Give head to the business end of a jackhammer while its on.
-Be the opening act a KKK rally.
-Get raped in the ass by a narwhal.
-Strapped down and forced to watch Medea Goes to Jail on repeat for 12 hrs straight.
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ynot7769
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Jun 2 @ 7:53PM
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against my best judgment i'm in the spirit n baked da' bitch errr...birthyday fuck a cake..... 
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whisperingcomet
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Jun 2 @ 8:13PM
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only you Purp, only you 
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PinkToeNails
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Jun 2 @ 9:02PM
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He's gonna be pissed off when he sees he didn't get sailboats on his birthday cake!!!!!
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B9CC1D
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Jun 2 @ 9:16PM
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What I wear to the party: Gas mask and Tyvek suit....I don't want an infection.
Gift: Since there is a $1000 limit, I can get about 50 gallons of fun for 'im.
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Wordsofwit
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Jun 2 @ 10:19PM
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I knew that you would all have fun, glad I suggested it.
I was going to offer up a mangy ill tempered kitten from the pound that he could name "Life" so he would have one. But, while not a feline fanatic, I don't loathe even a cat with virtually no socially redeeming value that much.
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PinkToeNails
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Jun 2 @ 10:57PM
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Trollium Jelly.
LMFAO!!!! That is funny!!!!!!!!! 
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ladybootscooter
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Jun 3 @ 12:01AM
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I'm in for a can of Lysol Basin Tub and Tile Cleaner, anyone else wanna get him rubber gloves and a sponge??
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FEW123
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Jun 3 @ 3:59AM
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FEW123
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Jun 3 @ 6:42AM
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2.Use the URL if linking directly to our agent application.
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I.m John Daniels .Good luck!
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RevDocLove
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Jun 3 @ 8:01AM
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I wanna' give him this asshole Spam Scammer^^^^^
so he'll have a spare asshole when the
original wears out from too much Bubbalove 
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dmbchick420
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Jun 3 @ 8:16AM
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Ooooh! Now I know who I can make a shit cake for
Luna.....OMG....you crack me up!!!!!!!
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 3 @ 10:22AM
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I hope the little prick fucker chokes on his cake! 
Not sure why Bruce wanted to give the little loser all this attention for. He craves this...
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theSkwirl
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Jun 3 @ 1:42PM
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Cuz it's fun, sometimes, to bait the trolls.
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PinkToeNails
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Jun 3 @ 6:51PM
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I'm in for a can of Lysol Basin Tub and Tile Cleaner, anyone else wanna get him rubber gloves and a sponge??
Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ladybootscooter
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Jun 3 @ 10:07PM
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Hey as a clean freak, the sight of that nasty damn shower gave me more nightmares than his freakishly white glow in the dark ass ever did!
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PeachyKeen
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Jun 3 @ 11:27PM
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What is the purpose of feeding trolls? I cannot think of any redeeming reason to do so, yet it continues. Forgive me while I walk away in bafflement... I'm sorry this doesn't sound nice and I don't want to be disrespectful, but I just don't 'get it' why people are so taken with this creature. It is a puzzlement!
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Leonidas100
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Jun 6 @ 8:22PM
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LOL...I can't believe you guys are still talking about him!
I think y'all miss him in a love/hate sorta way
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lunanegra
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Jun 6 @ 8:26PM
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Oh look, its one of his lil' goons. Long time, no see. 
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Leonidas100
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Jun 6 @ 8:34PM
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Ah my girl Luna Life happens...it's just too time consuming to be blogging/ commenting on AMD....I came back to check things out and, I feel like I've been taking back in time with all of these old-school profile pics dominating the blogging scene
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dmbchick420
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Jun 7 @ 9:47AM
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What is the purpose of feeding trolls?
Nobody is feeding any trolls. The person we are talking about isn't even here anymore. This was all in fun....you know.....fun.....people do like to have fun here...geez.
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