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Drcocktail is the birthday boy today

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  ThePurpleProphet

Let's all wish Drcocktail! a happy virtual birthday.

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sugarnspice005

Jun 2 @ 6:27PM  
I'll pass on that.
theSkwirl

Jun 2 @ 7:19PM  
A very Merry Unbirthday to who? to you.. whoever you are this week.

I'd like to offer to purchase an dictionary, one of those really big heavy ones.. to throw at him.. and a set of Encyclopedia Faux News... and hmm what else.. can one get a personality transplant? Ok I guess not.. so instead I'm gonna give him a case of Trollium Jelly.
Ewe_Wish

Jun 2 @ 7:27PM  
Something I think he needs..............






....

If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

Happy Virtual Birthday..............ummmmmm well whatever name you are going by this week.............














RJ53

Jun 2 @ 7:32PM  
Oh I have something for him is he promises to wear it every day....in public.

t-shirt

because we all know how liberal he is.
lunanegra

Jun 2 @ 7:50PM  
Things I'd rather do than wish someone like him a happy birthday, *ahem*..

-Squat naked and covered in honey on a fire ant hill.

-Give head to the business end of a jackhammer while its on.

-Be the opening act a KKK rally.

-Get raped in the ass by a narwhal.

-Strapped down and forced to watch Medea Goes to Jail on repeat for 12 hrs straight.
ynot7769

Jun 2 @ 7:53PM  


against my best judgment i'm in the spirit n baked da' bitch errr...birthyday fuck a cake.....
whisperingcomet

Jun 2 @ 8:13PM  
only you Purp, only you
PinkToeNails

Jun 2 @ 9:02PM  
He's gonna be pissed off when he sees he didn't get sailboats on his birthday cake!!!!!
B9CC1D

Jun 2 @ 9:16PM  
What I wear to the party: Gas mask and Tyvek suit....I don't want an infection.

Gift: Since there is a $1000 limit, I can get about 50 gallons of fun for 'im.
Wordsofwit

Jun 2 @ 10:19PM  
I knew that you would all have fun, glad I suggested it.

I was going to offer up a mangy ill tempered kitten from the pound that he could name "Life" so he would have one. But, while not a feline fanatic, I don't loathe even a cat with virtually no socially redeeming value that much.
PinkToeNails

Jun 2 @ 10:57PM  
Trollium Jelly.

LMFAO!!!! That is funny!!!!!!!!!
ladybootscooter

Jun 3 @ 12:01AM  
I'm in for a can of Lysol Basin Tub and Tile Cleaner, anyone else wanna get him rubber gloves and a sponge??
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RevDocLove

Jun 3 @ 8:01AM  
I wanna' give him this asshole Spam Scammer^^^^^
so he'll have a spare asshole when the
original wears out from too much Bubbalove
dmbchick420

Jun 3 @ 8:16AM  
Ooooh! Now I know who I can make a shit cake for

Luna.....OMG....you crack me up!!!!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jun 3 @ 10:22AM  
I hope the little prick fucker chokes on his cake!

Not sure why Bruce wanted to give the little loser all this attention for. He craves this...
theSkwirl

Jun 3 @ 1:42PM  
Cuz it's fun, sometimes, to bait the trolls.
PinkToeNails

Jun 3 @ 6:51PM  
I'm in for a can of Lysol Basin Tub and Tile Cleaner, anyone else wanna get him rubber gloves and a sponge??



Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ladybootscooter

Jun 3 @ 10:07PM  
Hey as a clean freak, the sight of that nasty damn shower gave me more nightmares than his freakishly white glow in the dark ass ever did!
PeachyKeen

Jun 3 @ 11:27PM  
What is the purpose of feeding trolls? I cannot think of any redeeming reason to do so, yet it continues. Forgive me while I walk away in bafflement... I'm sorry this doesn't sound nice and I don't want to be disrespectful, but I just don't 'get it' why people are so taken with this creature. It is a puzzlement!
Leonidas100

Jun 6 @ 8:22PM  
LOL...I can't believe you guys are still talking about him!
I think y'all miss him in a love/hate sorta way
lunanegra

Jun 6 @ 8:26PM  
Oh look, its one of his lil' goons. Long time, no see.
Leonidas100

Jun 6 @ 8:34PM  
Ah my girl Luna Life happens...it's just too time consuming to be blogging/ commenting on AMD....I came back to check things out and, I feel like I've been taking back in time with all of these old-school profile pics dominating the blogging scene
dmbchick420

Jun 7 @ 9:47AM  
What is the purpose of feeding trolls?

Nobody is feeding any trolls. The person we are talking about isn't even here anymore. This was all in fun....you know.....fun.....people do like to have fun here...geez.

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