Ok yes i know this has been done before, but after my recent comment in the bulletins wanted to see if anyone could top me on funniest, worst pickup lines you have ever had on a dating site here is mine & it's legit he was serious...
I work for a production company here in MI. I am a 24 year old male in mi (with no pic of himself) I want your hot body in my next "moms gone wild" video ...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Jun 1 @ 10:16AM
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I had an 18 year old girl tell me she really like old guys. They're not as shriveled up as you'd think.
Or if you sign up for my cam show I'll come over to your house and we can pertorm together.
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ynot7769
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Jun 1 @ 10:41AM
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I don't think anyone realy tries to *pick me up* maybe I weight too much?? *shrugs*
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JsGirl69
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Jun 1 @ 12:12PM
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I have a dime,can I get 2 nipples? 
Yes,really........
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ShadowMale
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Jun 1 @ 1:52PM
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I have a dime,can I get 2 nipples?
Yes,really........
I'm waiting for the two for one... 
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theSkwirl
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Jun 1 @ 2:47PM
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My fave is still..
Him: Wanna Fuck?
Me: No
Him: Yeah, me either, so let's just get it over with.
It worked.. what can I say. After I stopped laughing.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 1 @ 6:32PM
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I think most (if not all of us guys) on here have had the standard scam email from the ones from Africa asking to stick they small fortune into our bank accounts.
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1bunny629
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Jun 1 @ 6:38PM
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well...it isn't really funny, but I hear it more than anyother..."if I were closer"...then they continue to tell me what they would do to me...like it hasn't ever been done before....  ...or...because my profile line says "I have Cake"...many write to me saying..." I have Icing"!...or, "I like Cake"!...and I care....
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dmbchick420
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Jun 1 @ 7:02PM
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Well....at least the guy was original. It's better than like what Bunny said...."if only I were closer" or the usual lame shit that guys says on here....like, "hey, ride my cock". I have gotten that too.
The only thing that sticks out in my head is that one about the guy telling me to make him a cake out of shit and send it to him. Not really funny though...just plain gross!
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theSkwirl
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Jun 1 @ 9:28PM
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But.. but.. Bunny, I like cake.. and I eat it toooo! 
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1bunny629
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Jun 1 @ 10:09PM
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There was a big wedding at the hotel last night...well rather...it started at 7 am at breakfast and proceeded throughout the day. The banquet people worked form 7 am until I left at 12:45 (I worked in the restaurant and closed around that time). They still had to clean up the roof top where the wedding party had horderves, the mezzanine, where they had cocktails and the ballroom where they had dinner, dancing, another full bar and Cake...geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz...get a grip on it! but, back to the cke. My boss asked me if I wanted some cake before I left??? Uh...I love cake, but I love icing more...but...sugar and me don't mix! I know better. I peeked around the corner and saw some icing and fingered it...knowing better...I just took 2 swipes...no one was around and immediately I turned into SUGAR BUZZ GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ho ho ho ho ho...I am super woman on some sugar...immediately left the hotel and proceeded to the bar down the alley where I was funnier than fuck...my new name is Bunny Butt...and I can't tell ya what happened after that...now what was the question???? 
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Cootiesprayer
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Jun 1 @ 10:12PM
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ROFL!!! good one bunny...you & my son would get along well, i swear all he has to do is look at sugar & he's bouncing off the walls...chuckle.
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Cootiesprayer
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Jun 1 @ 10:14PM
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But.. but.. Bunny, I like cake.. and I eat it toooo!
ok now you know w/ my dirty mind where that wee comment went rofl...good one sam.
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FEW123
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Jun 3 @ 6:51AM
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Sunshine Rant
posted 6/1/2010 12:49:29 PM | 1 kudo what's this?
report abuse kudos left: 0
tagged: fuck, rant, life, sunshine Sunshine79
I don't often much complain or rant. But, something is just getting under my skin & it's got me irritated a bit. How does an almost $1,000 paycheck come home as $550 after taxes & insurance (family)??? I mean, how is it expected that someone live off this?? I don't know. Maybe I'm missing something here.
Ok, I'm done venting. Wasn't a giant rant or anything. Thanks for listening.
Anybody wanna fuck?
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lunanegra
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Jun 3 @ 10:10AM
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Um...what's up with that? That as in sunshine's blog posted as a comment?
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JsGirl69
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Jun 3 @ 12:24PM
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I got numerous msgs form this guy.Apparently his account has been cancelled for spamming...... 
Too bad....He really liked my profile pic.....
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sleedavid69
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Jun 4 @ 10:27AM
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Nice Legs... What time do they open?
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