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posted 5/31/2010 11:52:47 PM |
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Every since my daughter was in about the fifth grade she has always teased me about putting me in a nursing home when I get older.

She told me a couple years ago that she finally had it all picked out.
Umm, all this time I really thought she was just kidding...

Since I like cars so well it is right beside a main highway....now who in their right minds put a nursing home there ..... so I can watch them go by.
She says that when she goes by she'll honk at me so I'll know she's thinking of me and loves me.
Sure sounds like it huh??

And since I don't watch much tv and my mind will probably being going anyway she'll make sure that I have my very own tv. A 13" black and white without a remote as to be sure I get some exercise when I want the channels or the volume changed.

As for my favorite pj's she wouldn't want me to ruin them so she will inform the staff that I go pee quite often and maybe I should have the help of diapers..

So I have decided to run away from home and go for assisted living this weekend.
As soon as I get to my new home my Griz will be able to always assist me instead of my Bob.........Or maybe both sometimes. Yeap, I can live with that kind of assisting....

No diapers, no 13" tv, better food..... although I'll most likely just sleep without my favorite pj's so nothing happens to them.......oh wait, who's going to change my sheets and fluff my pillows for me?

Griz, Honey...............

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1bunny629

May 31 @ 11:58PM  
very funny...
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 1 @ 12:15AM  
I want to see diaper pics.
RJ53

Jun 1 @ 1:17AM  
That is cute
soft_touch938

Jun 1 @ 1:58AM  
Sheets? Pillows? Aw just tear 'em off the bed 'n throw 'em on the floor...they just get in da way doncha know.....
KitKat25

Jun 1 @ 3:29AM  
Hey CL...my son promised me a big ass T.V. with a handy dandy remote... Feel free to drop in and watch a show from time to time.

Very cute story CL. Thanks for the chuckle.
Lisa46

Jun 1 @ 4:36AM  
I guess that means you got the car fixed and your packed and ready to roll Yeah for you don't forget to give the griz and big hummm hello for me
ynot7769

Jun 1 @ 6:46AM  
when you leaving??? you could tell me ahead of time yano
LilGriz

Jun 1 @ 7:18AM  
who's going to change my sheets

Going to need to look for those things ... I suppose she will want them cleaned too ... I wonder where I put that washer and dryer ... Now about fluffing her pillows ...

Griz, Honey...............

Uh ooohhhh, I know that tone.....
Sunshine79

Jun 1 @ 9:03AM  
Enjoy!
RevDocLove

Jun 1 @ 9:21AM  
It's about time..Go for it and be happy
NightOfOld

Jun 1 @ 11:24AM  
FOUND THIS FOR YOU.

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theSkwirl

Jun 1 @ 12:37PM  
Oooh CL go to the one that Night found.. then I can come visit!!! It's right next door.
sugarnspice005

Jun 1 @ 10:25PM  



Yep...sounds like your daughter loves ya to pieces.


Hope your "assisted living" weekend is full of love and fun...or is it fun and love?
Ewe_Wish

Jun 2 @ 1:04PM  
One time when my children were together my daughter said that I would live with her until I got to the point I had to wear depends and than she was putting me into a nursing home. I turned to my son and said ............You would let me live with you wouldn't you.............he looked at me a second and than turned to his sister and said You know there are some really nice nursing homes in this area.............

Got to love your children.................but they dont necessarily have to love you.....................
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Jun 3 @ 4:09AM  
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