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  Sunshine79

Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

3. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.

4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.

5. If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

6. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

7. Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

8. You have a gold-plated "clicker."

9. Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.

10. After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break.

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ynot7769

May 31 @ 12:48PM  
ThePurpleProphet

May 31 @ 5:00PM  


We were in between providers and without cable or internet for whole weekend. I thought I was going to go crazy. I actually picked up a book.
theSkwirl

May 31 @ 8:22PM  
OMG Purple.. not a boooooooook!
sugarnspice005

May 31 @ 8:23PM  

6. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

That ain't nuthin....I get over 200 channels.

surv6969

Jun 1 @ 8:36AM  

I was without the internet (almost as bad as being without TV) at home for most of last week which also meant no home phone. We had changed outlets the baby monitor was plugged into and it was messing up the signal.

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