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You Forgot A Few Important Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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ThePurpleProphet

May 31 @ 10:11AM  
So somebody screwed a dolphin and it smiled?

I guess it you high blood pressure it's squirt 40 feet.
Sunshine79

May 31 @ 10:31AM  
Hey, those were some good money saving tips up there.......lol
B9CC1D

May 31 @ 12:54PM  
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Several Hindu/Buddhist sects believe in Nirvana an orgasm lasts 10,000 years.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

Some species of fruit fly have sperm that are 30 times the length of their own bodies.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

And they are on the outside of their mouths.

whisperingcomet

May 31 @ 6:11PM  
i wanna be a pig fucked by a lion
sugarnspice005

May 31 @ 8:29PM  
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Don't know so much about people like that, but, I've seen a few trolls that fit that description.
1bunny629

Jun 1 @ 12:26AM  
...
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
....i have experienced it....oh yeah...the elephant thing...I beg to differ....

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