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posted 5/30/2010 3:58:40 PM |
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A funny thing happened to me this week. I was trying on some new shorts for the summer and I was in the dressing room at the local *!#Mart and usually I am quite careful about locking the door. Well I am standing in front of the mirror attempting making sure all things are tucked in ( zipper snaggs are the worst) when a fairly attractive woman steps in and before I had a chance to think in my stunned condition the shorts i was trying on fall to the floor and I was hanging out of my boxers since i didnt have a chance to tuck in. I dont know who was more stunned me or her because I turned a bright cherry red and stammered like a scratched CD. I dont think ill beable to go back there since it is a small town here and im sure she is a regular there since its the only store like that within 60miles. Its funny to me now but I swear I was going to have a heart attack.

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May 30 @ 4:23PM  
I bet she knocks before just walking into a fitting room from now on.

May 30 @ 4:24PM  
Hmmm, you could have asked her to "give you a hand"

May 30 @ 4:30PM  
All the coulda, shoulda, wouldas run through your head afterwards... eh... she prolly just thinks you are a perv.. welcome to my world.

May 30 @ 4:42PM  
Did the door have a sun or a moon on it?

May 30 @ 5:07PM  
You know life is good when this happens and they give you their phone number.

May 30 @ 8:16PM  
Hell man, go back!!
She has seen bigger ..I'm sure!! If Not... than she might be knocking on Your Door!!!
Most women Don't understand......Attraction works both ways!!!

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