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Just a Couple Of Good Ol' Southern Farm Boys....

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A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "Luke?"

Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"

Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither," says Jed. "Let's take these things off."

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ThePurpleProphet

May 30 @ 9:36AM  
I bet they smelled pretty rank after 40 years.
casuallylooking

May 30 @ 11:13AM  
Ewww, that's just nasty.
theSkwirl

May 30 @ 1:47PM  
I... well.. oh my.. just.. damn
onehornytoad69

May 30 @ 6:05PM  
Hell, I thought that they were "YANKees"
PinkToeNails

May 30 @ 6:35PM  
That was funny ..... but yeah...... ewwwwwwwwwww!!!
tassie1

May 31 @ 5:39AM  
thats just soooo wrong.

kudo's for th chuckles.
RevDocLove

May 31 @ 9:46AM  
Nasty..Ewwwwwww???Yep, but just think, it could have been a goat

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Just a Couple Of Good Ol' Southern Farm Boys....