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Signs She's Getting Bored With Sex With You..

posted 5/28/2010 7:51:28 AM |
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# After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
# Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
# Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?"
# Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
# Only moans during commercial breaks.
# Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
# Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
# Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
# You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
# Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
# During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."
# Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
# Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
# Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
# Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
# Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating!!
# Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
# Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
# She yells out her own name.
# Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

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justme4u

May 28 @ 8:54AM  
theSkwirl

May 28 @ 1:02PM  


fuck, I'm bored.
Ewe_Wish

May 28 @ 1:16PM  
Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
now that is fucking bored...........balancing the ashtray after sex so you can have a cig......but during???
1bunny629

May 28 @ 4:40PM  
Yep...I smoked while dude boyfriend was getting friendly with my Kitty...I was also watchin Johnny Carson...so shoot me!
sugarnspice005

May 28 @ 6:33PM  
# You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show

Oh now come on...it might not be that bad............


Oh who am I kidding? Everyone knows being backstage at a Springer show means your s/o is cheating on you.
tassie1

May 29 @ 7:19AM  
you've been talking to my missus again haven't you ?

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Signs She's Getting Bored With Sex With You..