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3 Words After Sex...

posted 1/5/2007 4:26:52 PM |
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  Sherotica

This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 3 words you might say after sex but try not to use what someone else says.. Place your 3 words in the comment section of this blog post. Lets see what we end up with...

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Comments:

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 5 @ 4:29PM  
I love you
veeruinus

Jan 5 @ 4:30PM  
You're the best!
Looking4ever

Jan 5 @ 4:31PM  
Oh my gawd!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 5 @ 4:32PM  
That felt goooddddd......lol
injenair

Jan 5 @ 4:33PM  
IS THAT IT
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 4:34PM  
Are you finished?
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 4:35PM  
Who are you?
StraddleMyNose

Jan 5 @ 4:35PM  
Finish me off
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 4:35PM  
Now go home
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 4:37PM  
My sextoy's better
Sherotica

Jan 5 @ 4:37PM  
I am Fertile
MEMEME69247

Jan 5 @ 4:39PM  
GET HER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
bentan

Jan 5 @ 4:39PM  
Hi I'm Ben.
veeruinus

Jan 5 @ 4:39PM  
Nice meeting you.
Pudge2you

Jan 5 @ 4:39PM  
let's go again.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 5 @ 4:42PM  
Love ya cuz (Kissing cousin)
Sherotica

Jan 5 @ 4:46PM  
The Condom Broke!!!
bentan

Jan 5 @ 4:46PM  
Congratulations you passed.
weasell_l

Jan 5 @ 4:46PM  
Pipes are cleaned...
DiscreetDreams

Jan 5 @ 4:46PM  
Our Little Secret
DiscreetDreams

Jan 5 @ 4:48PM  
MONEY SHOT....KLEENEX?
Dominus

Jan 5 @ 4:50PM  
How about:

Who's are those?
No! Not there!
Gila monsters? Now?
Under the bed!

...or my personal favorite...

On your knees.
Blueyesprkln

Jan 5 @ 4:53PM  
one more time?
2passionate4u767

Jan 5 @ 4:53PM  
was that real?
Looking4ever

Jan 5 @ 4:53PM  
Again? Yes, please!
bentan

Jan 5 @ 4:54PM  
Here's your dentures.
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:00PM  
Sign right here.
grndprx01

Jan 5 @ 5:02PM  
now get the fuck out...sorry couldn't do it in three
cutecarrie6969

Jan 5 @ 5:02PM  
My bed broke!
zena343

Jan 5 @ 5:03PM  
up for more
searching_couple

Jan 5 @ 5:03PM  
Cash or charge?
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:09PM  
Take a cheque?
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:09PM  
Where am I?
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:10PM  
Now you're fucked
cutecarrie6969

Jan 5 @ 5:10PM  
Go away dad.
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:10PM  
Staying for more
willingtoplease

Jan 5 @ 5:10PM  
Average at best
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:10PM  
Hello I'm Argit!
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:11PM  
Your on Top
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:12PM  
You wanted what??
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:12PM  
Wake up now.
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:12PM  
Honey I'm home
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:12PM  
Are you asleep?
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:13PM  
Let`s go again
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:13PM  
Please stop snoring
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:13PM  
Meet my wife
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:13PM  
And you are?
TommyB8771aol

Jan 5 @ 5:14PM  
untie me please
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:14PM  
Recess is over.
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:14PM  
YOUR SO GOOD
ynot7769

Jan 5 @ 5:15PM  
pant pant pant..............asthmatic
belle1010

Jan 5 @ 5:15PM  
Yes, Yes, YES!!!!
cutecarrie6969

Jan 5 @ 5:15PM  
You filmed what?!?!
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:18PM  
YOUR HOT BABE
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:19PM  
I WANT MORE
senual007

Jan 5 @ 5:20PM  
SEXY HOT BABE
TommyB8771aol

Jan 5 @ 5:20PM  
That was wet
TommyB8771aol

Jan 5 @ 5:20PM  
Change the sheets
TommyB8771aol

Jan 5 @ 5:21PM  
wipe your mouth
TommyB8771aol

Jan 5 @ 5:22PM  
Brush your teeth
niceguy1958

Jan 5 @ 5:23PM  
And now a-warning
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:24PM  
God I'm stuck!
PrincessKissy

Jan 5 @ 5:25PM  
9 more minutes???
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:28PM  
did you cum?
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:29PM  
Come here often?
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:29PM  
Must buy indulgences.
Argit01

Jan 5 @ 5:29PM  
My turn now
CrazyCraveman

Jan 5 @ 5:30PM  
Where's your leash?
PrincessKissy

Jan 5 @ 5:30PM  
This should be in the games thread, I bet it would be one of the hottest threads going!

Thank you, Sir.
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:32PM  
Needs more air.
weasell_l

Jan 5 @ 5:37PM  
What is that!!!???
bentan

Jan 5 @ 5:42PM  
More cucumber sandwiches.
JJN4Fun

Jan 5 @ 5:45PM  
What the fuck???

And you are...?

Clean me up :)

Want some more?

Kiss me again!

Roll over now...

Oh...hell...yes!!!

Oh...hell...no!!!

What's for breakfast?

Now fade out...

...that's a take!



BananaBoy4u

Jan 5 @ 5:46PM  
Gimme 10 minutes
searching_couple

Jan 5 @ 5:46PM  
You have what?
cutecarrie6969

Jan 5 @ 5:46PM  
My hip hurts.
allforyou999

Jan 5 @ 5:46PM  
Oh yes, yes
cutecarrie6969

Jan 5 @ 5:48PM  
Need to hurl.
willingtoplease

Jan 5 @ 5:49PM  
I gotta piss
JJN4Fun

Jan 5 @ 5:49PM  
Who was that???

Get back here...

...I'm not done!


You're HOW old???

I'm screwed now!

JJN4Fun

Jan 5 @ 5:51PM  
Hey, you - Sherotica!

Kudo for you!
belle1010

Jan 5 @ 5:54PM  
Who's your mother?

**that one's for Sxze**
bluesunset658

Jan 5 @ 5:55PM  
i gotta go
DoIDetectAHIntOfTuna

Jan 5 @ 5:58PM  
Want a beer?
Looking4ever

Jan 5 @ 6:00PM  
Oh! Quit whining!
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:00PM  
Bite me again
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:00PM  
Fake but convincing.
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:01PM  
Little bit harder
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:01PM  
It`s my turn
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:02PM  
That is hot
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:02PM  
Feel me up
senual007

Jan 5 @ 6:03PM  
I`m cumming again
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:03PM  
Here comes Hillary!
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:05PM  
Don't tell congress.
skinonskin

Jan 5 @ 6:06PM  
You're terrific... next?
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:10PM  
Is this re-usable?
zippy50

Jan 5 @ 6:17PM  
Damn! I'm raw!
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:23PM  
God you're leaking!
Reiko_Sawamura

Jan 5 @ 6:23PM  
done so soon?
HRRRICKANE

Jan 5 @ 6:30PM  
STILL WANT MORE !!!!!!!!!
david2022

Jan 5 @ 6:35PM  
What's your name?
zippy50

Jan 5 @ 6:36PM  
We need lubie!
david2022

Jan 5 @ 6:36PM  
Now turn over!
vicious_poodle72

Jan 5 @ 6:39PM  
Damn that hurt!

Seek professional help.

Don't touch me.

Let me be.
bentan

Jan 5 @ 6:43PM  
Computer ... end simulation.
skinonskin

Jan 5 @ 6:51PM  
220 volt VIBRATOR?
Angel_N_Motion

Jan 5 @ 7:02PM  
I've had Better...

Argit01

Jan 5 @ 7:11PM  
Where to now?
CrazyCraveman

Jan 5 @ 7:40PM  
OK, Who's next!
b_cool

Jan 5 @ 7:42PM  
wasn't that fun
you suck me
jerk me off
down and dirty
spread them wide
open your mouth
get me harder
i'll eat you
get in bed
anal fisting sucks
that was sick
please don't fart
all night long
you taste good


CrazyCraveman

Jan 5 @ 7:47PM  
EWWWWW...You Quiffed...
40DWM

Jan 5 @ 7:47PM  
Thank you......Beoitch.
NightOfOld

Jan 5 @ 7:56PM  
Delicious,Delicious,Celicious

Let's keep going

Three days non-stop

What's your name

You taste great
xosampson01xo

Jan 5 @ 7:57PM  
shit! he's home!
chevyred

Jan 5 @ 8:04PM  
dam every thing here but you broke it.....
Angel_N_Motion

Jan 5 @ 8:09PM  
Holy Butt-fuckin Monkeys!!
chevyred

Jan 5 @ 8:13PM  
dam every thing here but '' " you broke it" .... "sorry i'am blind"
crazybat1

Jan 5 @ 8:19PM  
Wheres the rubber?
crazybat1

Jan 5 @ 8:19PM  
You smell fire?
crazybat1

Jan 5 @ 8:21PM  
The wetspot's yours.
PrincessKissy

Jan 5 @ 8:22PM  
Now that Rocked!
ponme

Jan 5 @ 8:32PM  
twenty dollars please
havenater

Jan 5 @ 8:33PM  
was that legall?
who's you're sister?
help me up
oops i'm sorry
wanna blow now?
ponme

Jan 5 @ 8:34PM  
I got mine!
buckfan1

Jan 5 @ 8:43PM  
I'm an alien
zippy50

Jan 5 @ 8:47PM  
Did you cum? LOL
str8ngr84u2

Jan 5 @ 8:59PM  
Is it in?? hahahaha
pistolpete313

Jan 5 @ 9:13PM  
your ass hurt? lol
winniebear

Jan 5 @ 9:19PM  
Who's your friend?
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:41PM  
Take My Rod
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:42PM  
Sure Tasted Good
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:43PM  
Feels So GOODDDDD
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:44PM  
Lube My Dick
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:45PM  
Bend Over Babe
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:46PM  
Here It Cumsssss
Sherotica

Jan 5 @ 9:47PM  
you weren't in!???!!
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:47PM  
Sliding Right Innnnnn
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:49PM  
All The Way
senual007

Jan 5 @ 9:49PM  
Do you Like
b_cool

Jan 5 @ 10:32PM  
i'm not done
i've just started
let's play doctor
remove that tampon
no strings attached
git-e-up
wanna get married
let's meet again


beandon1566

Jan 5 @ 11:36PM  
your only 15???
chevyred

Jan 5 @ 11:50PM  
where's the beef???
Stubbsy

Jan 5 @ 11:56PM  
Think I'm stuck.
chevyred

Jan 6 @ 12:25AM  
best never rest
wherro

Jan 6 @ 12:28AM  
got a smoke?
chevyred

Jan 6 @ 12:34AM  
god your good what's that rash
chevyred

Jan 6 @ 12:35AM  
god your good what's that rash
zippy50

Jan 6 @ 1:05AM  
You're whos' cousin?
david115

Jan 6 @ 1:22AM  
DO IT AGAIN
david115

Jan 6 @ 1:26AM  
are you awake?
Cum2dayIsay

Jan 6 @ 1:26AM  



SQUIRT ON ME !!!!

bkaw810

Jan 6 @ 1:47AM  
i got mine--
you get yours

damn who died?

loosen the ties

Thenewguy2957

Jan 6 @ 1:51AM  
Don't bite that

MOM GO AWAY!!!!!

I'm in here

now the Stooges

Where's my snack?

YOURS IS BIGGER????!!!!!

uhohs

Jan 6 @ 2:18AM  
Yeah,I know.
DickSlippery

Jan 6 @ 3:01AM  
Moe...Larry...cheese!

DS
jrjones1970

Jan 6 @ 5:03AM  
What Position Next?
Argit01

Jan 6 @ 5:36AM  
my you're ugly
Argit01

Jan 6 @ 5:38AM  
hallelujah I'm done
blndbluenswva

Jan 6 @ 6:16AM  
Go make Breakfast
Don't wake Mom
What is THAT?
Where's your boyfriend?
Looking4ever

Jan 6 @ 7:33AM  
Yeah...I know...

I ...need...sleep...

Okay, that's enough...

That was great!!!!

You done crying?

Get off me...

That's your best?!?!?!
LonelyKnight274

Jan 6 @ 7:40AM  
Ding -Ding Roond 2
senual007

Jan 6 @ 7:42AM  
Good Morning Sweeyheart
senual007

Jan 6 @ 7:42AM  
Ready to go
senual007

Jan 6 @ 7:43AM  
Are You Awake
senual007

Jan 6 @ 7:43AM  
Just do me
senual007

Jan 6 @ 7:45AM  
Your Next Babe
blndbluenswva

Jan 6 @ 7:47AM  
Damn I'm Good!
Where ya going?
Hey! That's Mine...
I need Oxygen
ponme

Jan 6 @ 8:21AM  
I have herpes!

My dick stings...

What's that smell?

Sorry, time's up.

Well, that sucked.

The Poprocks stung.

and one I hope never to hear.. good boy Rover.
bentan

Jan 6 @ 8:35AM  
Monica you suck!
codasuncle

Jan 6 @ 9:30AM  
You want more?
Looking4ever

Jan 6 @ 9:42AM  
Nice girls do!
kkatydid

Jan 6 @ 10:01AM  
Ceiling needs painting!!

Like my swing??
Jake575

Jan 6 @ 11:08AM  
Who is Katie?
readyforfun_66

Jan 6 @ 11:10AM  
O Hell Yes !!!

Let`s go again !!!

One more time !!
kinglickaslit

Jan 6 @ 11:24AM  
Your condom's WHERE??!!!!!!

mrpleezher

Jan 6 @ 11:33AM  
Lick it up!!
Thenewguy2957

Jan 6 @ 12:09PM  
I'm NOT crying!!!
Sherotica

Jan 6 @ 12:18PM  
(singing)

All by myself....

(Hey guys... thanks for all the comments..you're cracking me up. )

asexpartnerwanted

Jan 6 @ 12:39PM  
Fuck I'm tired

openmindedguy71

Jan 6 @ 1:23PM  

Warm Apple Pie

What, Under Arrest?

Lose a Hamster?

Only 35 seconds?!!?

Let's Buy it....

shoulda had headache....
openmindedguy71

Jan 6 @ 1:24PM  
My wrist hurts......
RobeD4love

Jan 6 @ 1:43PM  
What's your name?
cutecarrie6969

Jan 6 @ 1:47PM  
Why's it green?
mr_smedheader

Jan 6 @ 2:19PM  
Let's play two :)

(Only a baseball fan would get that one lol)
CrazyCraveman

Jan 6 @ 2:59PM  
Sorry, it slipped...

Really, it slipped!
bentan

Jan 6 @ 4:27PM  
Looky dear UFO!
bentan

Jan 6 @ 4:48PM  
Serve with cake.
rell8

Jan 6 @ 5:25PM  
Is that it?
SexyIrishLad

Jan 7 @ 9:48AM  
uh... TA DA!!!!
tlc0766

Jan 7 @ 10:59AM  
Unfucking believable fucking!
Rikosound

Jan 7 @ 12:34PM  
That's $300 Please!
FoxyLady79

Jan 8 @ 2:50AM  
glad I'm drunk!

love the wallpaper

after-dinner mint?

wet spot? you!




bandengor

Jan 8 @ 8:15AM  
did I mention .....
lonlyknight

Jan 8 @ 12:14PM  
what position now
Lisa46

Jan 8 @ 4:37PM  
I can't move
Looking4ever

Jan 9 @ 3:53AM  
Troglodyte? Gorgon? What?!??!?!
Sherotica

Jan 9 @ 12:22PM  
(spitting) I don't swallow..

lol
canuhelpme258

Jan 9 @ 4:00PM  
pass the butter
xsabre9

Jan 10 @ 6:47PM  
i gota poo
justyou

Jan 11 @ 1:27AM  
was it in ??
where's the cell

ladders to short
call a towtruck
switch83

Jan 11 @ 6:22PM  
Yeah.... that sucked.
canuhelpme258

Jan 13 @ 7:29AM  
no not again
canuhelpme258

Jan 13 @ 7:29AM  
your sisters better
SweetPauli

Jan 13 @ 1:54PM  
You're not Mike??!!

You have what??

Just eat me.

Shut up: fuck

Is that all?

ooh, yes--OOPS

It fell out!
DragonFyre1984

Jan 14 @ 7:11AM  
your sister's better
girardot69

Jan 15 @ 12:51AM  
having heart attack
bluesworld

Jan 16 @ 8:40PM  
Need a cigarette!
duwant1

Jan 17 @ 10:28PM  
Seen my watch?!

Damn, I'm good!

Who's your daddy!
geena

Jan 18 @ 1:18AM  
shit i'm full
geena

Jan 18 @ 1:19AM  
babe im hot
lintroller

Jan 18 @ 11:37PM  
Tag... you're it!
BOOBALICIOUS

Jan 19 @ 8:34PM  
Ow...my eye
BOOBALICIOUS

Jan 19 @ 8:35PM  
Wheres your brother?
BOOBALICIOUS

Jan 19 @ 8:38PM  
Spank it now
Lisa46

Jan 20 @ 9:46AM  


give me more!!!!!
BOOBALICIOUS

Jan 20 @ 9:49AM  
bend me over
slide it in
pull back out
watch me grin
slide back in
grip my ass
pump me full
leave the cash





subsarah

Jan 20 @ 2:23PM  
I'm married too!
jrosi1950

Jan 21 @ 3:40PM  
NOW GET OFF ME YOU FAT BITCH
kayla524

Jan 21 @ 8:48PM  
o never again..
samm1011

Jan 22 @ 9:45PM  
whats your name?

(i have actually asked a girl that after we were done... thats what happens when you drink to much)
TOMMIEGUNN

Jan 25 @ 6:56AM  
heres cab fare !!!!
Wildhorse748

Jan 25 @ 5:45PM  
Need a towel?
I gotta go
One more Time
That was unreal
Ain't seen nothing
That was Fantastic
Best ever had
I needed that
I love you
Whew Baby Whew
Never had better
have done better
I'm ready now
Please suck me
Kiss me now
All nite long
Love your Titts
Love your Pussy
Like my Cock?
Love your body
Like my Body?
I'll be back
Don't you leave

SlideInsideYou

Jan 26 @ 1:45PM  
Damn I'm smooth.
diehard0327

Jan 27 @ 11:05AM  
You tasted great
diehard0327

Jan 27 @ 11:06AM  
loved licking you
jbook

Jan 27 @ 12:57PM  
Damn Im good
ineedasquirter

Jan 27 @ 5:01PM  
do it again
hopon

Jan 28 @ 11:46PM  
where's my Pepsi???
devilstar05

Jan 31 @ 10:00AM  
stay right there!
veeruinus

Jan 31 @ 10:08AM  
Did you gag?
Barehugz

Jan 31 @ 11:35PM  
WHAT A MESS

-- Peter North --
Barehugz

Jan 31 @ 11:38PM  
Wow, Pussy Breath

Natasha6972

Jan 31 @ 11:59PM  
more whip cream!

Where's the toy??

Gimme a shot

Just leave Now
BelAir789

Feb 1 @ 2:55PM  
I accept Visa!
Take traveler's checks?
On your tab?
BelAir789

Feb 1 @ 5:18PM  
Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! (adminstering CPR)
and...
Are you awake?
rollplayer

Feb 1 @ 10:20PM  
gona eat that?
Sherotica

Feb 2 @ 4:38PM  
trim your bush
BelAir789

Feb 3 @ 1:59AM  
What's that smell?!?!
Love2Laughalot

Feb 4 @ 7:56AM  
HOLY BATWINGS, ROBIN!!!!!
slitfiller

Feb 4 @ 6:58PM  
cigarette, beer, sleep
BelAir789

Feb 4 @ 8:20PM  
Remove my blindfold!
Remove my handcuffs!
UGH...Beer Goggles!
oohwa

Feb 5 @ 2:03AM  
What the fuck?
your kidding right?
5 fucking minutes?
god you suck
go away now
MissMisty

Feb 5 @ 1:07PM  
ceiling needs painted !
doug0534

Feb 7 @ 11:27PM  
IS IT IN YET?
BelAir789

Feb 8 @ 1:39AM  
I WANT MORE!!!
Natgoat

Feb 8 @ 3:26PM  
{Without looking at anyone Elses.......}
...
" Rinse...and...Repeat...??? "
Natgoat

Feb 8 @ 3:41PM  
Well Done, gang...!!!
Some real Classics, here...!!
.....
" GASSSSSPP!!...Aunt Peg...??!! "
" Found your Cat!! "
" Found your Dog! "
" HEY..!!!! . . Who's Keys...???!! "
policyman55

Feb 8 @ 4:31PM  
dam yout tight

that was wonderful

can do that again

taste great
wilteene

Feb 10 @ 6:10AM  
your multiorgasmic? WOW!!!

its still hard

pleasee wake up

in your butt?

sure! great! ya

do not call

now do over!!!

viagra kicks ass

i am thor!!!!!

feel my manhood

what? huh? oh?

fuckin beautiful man

gratsi belle gratsi

simply put, art

oyo como va

shit it burns

rub the head

i'll pee stop

see told you

its 39.50 thanks

Vivalacucaracha

Feb 10 @ 4:42PM  
Job done boys.
DustyRider

Feb 10 @ 8:32PM  
That Was It???????
BelAir789

Feb 10 @ 9:44PM  
Good work, team!!! (followed by a group high five)
licklaughcuddle

Feb 11 @ 2:29AM  
more fluid exchange?
hits keep cumming
cum keeps flowing
now it ticlkes!
stone cold fuck
purrdy

Feb 11 @ 3:16PM  
who is next ???
SexKing03

Feb 11 @ 7:19PM  
I Own YOU!
SexKing03

Feb 11 @ 7:20PM  
Ive Had Better
SexKing03

Feb 11 @ 7:22PM  
Ive Had Better
Country_Cowboy

Feb 11 @ 8:03PM  
3 more hours?
NotTheOtherGuy

Feb 12 @ 12:55PM  

You take Visa?

You take tips?

Moneys on counter.

Rockin the Shocker!

My tongs numb.

Cock Juggling Cunt!

Damn Fake ID!

Do I pass?

It just broke!

Nice job interview!

Is dinner ready?

Pizza here yet?

My brothers better?!

Your moms tighter.

My lawyers Number?!

I make bail?

Worth every penny.

Is DQ open?

My hands better!

Damn your flexible!

What’s my name?

Next time shower.

What’s in there?

Took the pill?

Sorry I’m tired.

You vacuumed yet?

The games on.

The batteries dead.

Damn beer goggles!

You’ll feel me.

Hay stop laughing!

That's not funny!

You pregnant yet?

Pay my therapist.

Toldya it’d fit!

Meet my wife.

I strained something.

Damn your lose!

CAN you organism?

Thanks for swallowing.

What’s the time?

Cleanup and Leave.

Never ever again!

Viagra aint cheep!

I’m getting tested.
okdave

Feb 12 @ 2:09PM  
Where am I?
allen177

Feb 12 @ 6:47PM  
wrong fuckin hole
alwan

Feb 15 @ 12:06PM  
I've got AIDS
mobaydave

Feb 18 @ 9:42AM  
what was that;your what hurts;911lady-what's your emergency;where is lemywinks; respect my authority;you lost what;stick it where;GRANDMA! fucking booze!;get to getting; on*star-you need help
Natgoat

Feb 19 @ 6:39PM  
{...and yet....
SOME people can't COUNT..!!!}
'...Just One More...?'
FLLSEX

Feb 19 @ 10:56PM  
next, number 10
CROMBIE

Feb 24 @ 8:25PM  
ONE MORE TIME?
FlasherGal

Feb 25 @ 11:38PM  
have another beer

you can go

lick it up

again tomorrow night?
loveit06

Mar 1 @ 11:21PM  
pass the wine

here it is...

what's new neighbor

still a virgin?

pass the towel...

wipe my chin...

need a vacation?

dickiesmalls

Mar 3 @ 8:21AM  
I can't believe nobody said

Get out, bitch!
max49

Mar 9 @ 10:46PM  
YOU WERE AWESOME
sexybabe7777

Mar 10 @ 12:26AM  
what?? thats it?
Sherotica

Mar 10 @ 1:18PM  
Really cool comments, guys. Let me add another...

Party on, Garth!
sexybabe7777

Mar 10 @ 1:49PM  
whoops it broke!
33john

Mar 11 @ 4:09AM  
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>" the set up "<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>a door close's ....... foot steps <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >> HONEY... I'am HOME <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
bigcop

Mar 11 @ 9:03AM  
Are you laughing?
Are you crying?
Sorry I farted
Did you fart?
Somebody is watching
Your hubby home?
zachman86

Mar 13 @ 11:38AM  
GOT TO JET!!!
varoojbond

Mar 20 @ 10:07AM  
what is your name?
max49

Mar 20 @ 10:09AM  
LICK YOU OUT
roblivesonaboat

Mar 21 @ 8:23PM  
Where'd you go?
Daveadam says: The Meter's Running....
wantsome261

Jun 9 @ 12:12AM  
I've had better!

You've had better?
orallust

Jun 9 @ 4:00PM  
please wake up.

call a cab.

seen my toupee?

why're you laughing ?

yes, that's it.

your dog farted.
rainbowtoxicity

Jun 10 @ 9:42PM  
you take debit?
geena

Jun 11 @ 12:04AM  
we're not done
geena

Jun 11 @ 12:07AM  
again again again
abel1066

Jun 15 @ 3:21PM  
I am pregnant
kinkysecs

Jun 15 @ 8:22PM  
long ass blog
TastyCupcake

Jun 15 @ 11:36PM  
Am I dreaming?

That was wonderful.
KittyKattNYC

Jun 22 @ 6:37PM  
Thank you babe!
jim9562

Jun 22 @ 6:41PM  
don't tell dad,,,



PrincessKissy

Jun 22 @ 6:44PM  
the dogs turn
fukky

Jun 23 @ 5:50PM  
where's my pants?

*points and laughs* it's so cute

awb_55555

Jun 26 @ 2:58PM  
I WANT MORE
awb_55555

Jun 26 @ 3:02PM  
why you crying
awb_55555

Jun 26 @ 3:04PM  
wrong room mom.
dads down the hull!!
canesporco

Jun 27 @ 6:31PM  
lets go again!!
javirk

Jul 3 @ 9:57PM  
You take checks?
easyrider3

Jul 7 @ 10:25AM  
Ready to start?
b82nite

Jul 31 @ 9:06PM  
Triplets, are fun !!!
FUNRIDE961

Aug 2 @ 6:31PM  
Are you eighteen?
onions2006

Aug 14 @ 6:37PM  
Let me make you a nice breakfast.Then maybe we can just relax and be together all day,naked!
onions2006

Aug 14 @ 6:38PM  
ok ok!so it wasnt three words!Maybe...."that was wonderful"
bentan

Aug 15 @ 6:23PM  
Thanks for donating.
Evan6

Aug 16 @ 4:51AM  
Bdip, bdip, bdip, bdip... "Thats All Folks!"
patty19

Aug 18 @ 6:38AM  
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
membernine

Aug 18 @ 9:40AM  
Is it in?
gypsy82

Aug 19 @ 7:45AM  
where's my pant
easyrider3

Aug 20 @ 11:46AM  
Ready to start?
onions2006

Aug 21 @ 7:49PM  
Want a sandwich?
marines

Aug 29 @ 8:30AM  
You better SWALLOW!!!
dwgclassic

Aug 29 @ 10:52AM  
Right after she has a mind blowing orgasam and your looking right in her dewy eyes....................

YOU......ARE......WELCOME....................!!!!!!!!
shyswift

Aug 30 @ 5:50AM  
good morning sexy
tiderid10

Aug 30 @ 10:34PM  
You're Sister's Better.....
tiderid10

Aug 30 @ 10:35PM  
Your Sister's Better.....
wickedwillie

Sep 2 @ 5:47PM  
make me food
shit hes home
same time tommorow
redman68938

Sep 3 @ 9:17AM  
time to go
after sex leave
ontheverge

Sep 7 @ 12:51AM  
tighten my cockring
MorethanWords

Sep 8 @ 6:32AM  
Only THE LONELY!
wickedwillie

Sep 8 @ 8:33PM  
swallow that slut
wickedwillie

Sep 8 @ 9:08PM  
your walkin funny
xquackheadx

Sep 9 @ 5:58PM  
OK who's NEXT
Skud1

Sep 11 @ 3:20AM  
I have aids


Aw i am just kidding i am aweful I'm aweful
DonkeyDongDude

Sep 11 @ 7:29PM  
Gimme a Beer
pussyylover

Sep 11 @ 9:10PM  
ok ... who's next?
pussyylover

Sep 11 @ 9:10PM  
ok ... who's next?
bone66

Sep 11 @ 11:20PM  
ready round two
Builder123

Sep 13 @ 12:55AM  
Ow.....wrong hole!!!!
tonethestud

Sep 13 @ 3:29PM  
Whisper in her ear: "I have AIDS."
dridge

Sep 13 @ 6:23PM  
Huh? say what?
You don't say!
I can't say.
Not that again!
dridge

Sep 13 @ 6:31PM  
By the way...
Fuck me sideways!!!
Up your nose......
Gawd, why me?
see me, feel me, touch me.
Who, the Who.
MercyMe

Sep 15 @ 9:48AM  
got a toothpick?
nusouthorigin

Sep 15 @ 9:53AM  
Ok, pay me.
MAS71

Sep 21 @ 2:44PM  
OK.... GO HOME!!!!
jjjames196533

Sep 23 @ 9:50PM  
You're kidding right?
jjjames196533

Sep 23 @ 9:57PM  
grab the towel
sjw40364

Sep 26 @ 12:50PM  
Do it again?
Exanthiber

Sep 28 @ 3:46AM  
Ok, you're hired.
A Raise? Sure.
You're my what?!
bigal01

Sep 29 @ 6:25PM  
your husbands home
Fred_82664

Sep 29 @ 8:43PM  
Words hell after the inter corse I am behind her and kissing on her neck holding her maybe rubbing her body.
GANGSTA4LIFE

Oct 1 @ 11:50PM  
ready for round 8
ripley013

Oct 2 @ 11:28AM  
I gotta run.....
moonfull

Oct 2 @ 5:46PM  
eat me culo
coredump1101

Oct 3 @ 6:14AM  
Please stop crying.
It's not funny.
Please stop laughing.
Please stop screaming.
Please let go.
Ha, I won!!
Not a race???
C-a-ll...9-1-1...hurry!
apply direct pressure.
You have what?!!
Give that back
See, huh, yeah!!
So there, ha!!
Where's my dinner.
That's gonna stain.
That was different! (homage to Moby)
They're calling security.
Health code violation??
The judges say...
The promotion's yours.
God bless alcohol.
My wallet's gone!!!
I'll call, really!
coredump1101

Oct 3 @ 6:17AM  
And...
Sorry about that.
maxximuss1967

Oct 3 @ 3:54PM  
is that mace?

grab a towel!

dont you spit!
ds34_98

Oct 7 @ 6:34PM  
....and I owe???
triplex72

Oct 7 @ 8:15PM  
Paper or plastic?
rndyrss

Oct 8 @ 5:42AM  
Ive had better

Who are you?

Whats your name?

me, lick what?

Well I'm done.

Where were we?

AWWWWW HOW CUTE.

can i go?

Damn i'm drunk!
rndyrss

Oct 8 @ 5:44AM  
ok i lied.

I'm only sixteen.

You said what.

Is it mine.

Well gotta run.

Oh, thanks again.

Try the window.
charlesp

Oct 10 @ 3:43PM  
want some more!
Philosomatika

Oct 12 @ 9:30PM  
happy birthday grandma!
45JP

Oct 16 @ 9:29PM  
CUT AND PRINT...
Raven_Silverfire

Oct 17 @ 7:24PM  
you're a god....
CardiacTech

Oct 17 @ 10:13PM  
Gimme a Break
CardiacTech

Oct 17 @ 10:14PM  
ready for seconds?
CardiacTech

Oct 17 @ 10:16PM  
So, your pregnant?
CardiacTech

Oct 17 @ 10:18PM  
roll over baby
__H__I__M__

Oct 18 @ 12:14AM  
I know it is more than three words, but it is just so funny...

"Not now woman, I'm hungry!"
MamMan

Oct 18 @ 2:46AM  
Just do it!!!
Vikingmn

Oct 18 @ 4:42AM  
Wrong hole fool
Vikingmn

Oct 18 @ 4:44AM  
your a man???
frankbarks

Oct 18 @ 6:17AM  
good boy, Spot.
partytimemary

Oct 18 @ 6:56AM  
You ready yet?
MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
Damn, you're good!
Stay still now....
Help me up..
I can't move.....


I'll be back....
Is that it?
You done already?
What the hell?
Thanks for nuthin...
I gotta go
Late already, damn....
Call ya tomorrow....
doobie1503

Oct 18 @ 4:48PM  
Whats your name???
pwtpyd

Oct 18 @ 7:36PM  
Do it again!!!!!
winterrenegade

Oct 19 @ 10:31PM  
damn your'e loose
Zeppy

Oct 21 @ 8:20PM  
That was fun
My dick's smoking
redyandwillin4u

Oct 22 @ 8:09PM  
Ready for more?
Greatinbedallthetime

Oct 25 @ 6:41PM  
your still here???
Marco_

Oct 26 @ 12:04PM  
it's still hard!!!!


who wants more?


nexttime bringyourgirlfriend, too!!!
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 11:13AM  
Don't stop sucking
Wordsofwit

Oct 27 @ 11:14AM  
What's your name?
dalcy

Oct 28 @ 7:55PM  
No, not again
sorry about that[B][QUOTE]wasted two minutes
imocd

Oct 28 @ 10:31PM  
you're not Shiela
something smells funny
huh, right ,goodnight
oh shut-up
where's mary palm
celtickiller69

Oct 29 @ 5:34PM  
"48, 49, 50!!!"
verbuc

Nov 2 @ 7:07PM  
U need CPR?
Sumterharleyman

Nov 3 @ 3:09AM  
Your Sister's Better!
HotttGuy

Nov 3 @ 2:31PM  
Don't tell mama!
stretchkitteneater

Nov 6 @ 8:08PM  
Let's invite mamma
tennesseehardone

Nov 10 @ 1:38PM  
More please dear..:)
regularguy354

Nov 11 @ 7:58PM  
Your name please?
Blackfromwaistdown

Nov 12 @ 2:52AM  
And You Are??
chuck111

Nov 13 @ 7:56PM  
mmmm wet good
makingitfeelgood

Nov 14 @ 10:29AM  
Okay, that was... (rolls back on top and starts again.)
makingitfeelgood

Nov 14 @ 10:29AM  
What's your name?
makingitfeelgood

Nov 14 @ 10:30AM  
I gotta go!
Manluvs2play

Nov 15 @ 5:47PM  
need taxi money?
OnceForHim

Nov 16 @ 1:14AM  
Roll me over !!

My turn now !!

There's the door !!

..... and my favorite to hear from my hubby ....

I love you ...
racefan21801

Nov 17 @ 8:20AM  
" Is It In?"

"Are You Done?"
catman1511

Nov 17 @ 8:38AM  
Let's Fuck Again
ks0199

Nov 18 @ 7:19PM  
swallow it now
matt_in_the_hat

Nov 21 @ 2:38PM  
"Don't call us..."
"We'll call you..."

"Deep and wide..."

"Don't waste time!"

"Your an angel!"

"Get off me!"

"Its a weeknight"

six3indallas

Nov 21 @ 4:10PM  
Fries with that?

Next in line.....

The condom's stuck

Thanks, Father Harris

OH SHIT.....Mom?

Feed the meter.

You're WHO's daughter?????

Late? For what....?

Mind the gap (for our British friends)









rulookin4alikkin

Nov 24 @ 2:44PM  
Pay Me Now!!
stopper25

Nov 25 @ 2:06PM  
thanks now fuckoff
toservandobey

Nov 26 @ 3:43PM  
thank you Goddess
Ang925

Nov 26 @ 7:27PM  
Grab the towel! :)
marks500

Nov 27 @ 10:18AM  
Fuck me again! Or Blow me again!!
marks500

Nov 27 @ 10:18AM  
Fuck me again! Or Blow me again!!
2playful4u2

Nov 28 @ 4:12AM  
fingers, tongue or cock

or all three?

Which position now?

But I usually really do ask:

Ready for more?

2playful4u2

Nov 28 @ 4:17AM  
Want a beer?

Want a cig?

Want a towel?

do it again?

you hungry yet?

Oh hell yeah!
toservandobey

Nov 28 @ 2:07PM  
thank you GODDESS
MagnumPI978

Nov 29 @ 7:32AM  
Where's my dog?
robbydogg2

Dec 1 @ 6:03PM  
i want more
steve6977

Dec 3 @ 11:51AM  
nine inch tongue breath through ears clean up time licklicklick mmmm mmmmm goooood
dontfightfortuna

Dec 4 @ 3:48AM  
What's birth control?

God hates condoms.

I'm so sleepy.

You didn't finish?

Don't answer it.

Clean it up.

Is it locked?

Forgot my wallet.

Just my mom.

Want pizza bagels?

I'm still dressed?
SteveO_DRW

Dec 5 @ 1:33PM  
Another 8 hours?
lori1485

Dec 7 @ 8:35AM  
Wow. That hurt :)
Do it harder!
You're my biatch!
ON YOUR KNEES!

HA HA HA
SteveO_DRW

Dec 8 @ 11:43PM  
I WANT MORE!!!!
SteveO_DRW

Dec 8 @ 11:45PM  
HIT THE DOOR!!!
SteveO_DRW

Dec 9 @ 12:03AM  
YOUR SISTER COMING?
HOW OLD AGAIN?
WHATS YOUR NUMBER?
IS THAT ALL?
YOU WANT WHAT?
SLEEPY TIME NOW!
LoremIpsum

Dec 11 @ 4:32AM  
Yum Yum Yum
TechieGirl

Dec 12 @ 2:48AM  
Honey I;m Home!!
Did you Cum?
you wanna taste?
OH FUCK YEAH!
I was faking!
It's not that big.(oops 4 words)
Is it in?
Oh Master YESS!!
make it hurt
ya_gotta_luvit

Dec 12 @ 2:25PM  
Was it in?
Lizardlicks

Dec 12 @ 3:45PM  
pay up sucka
fadedblueeyes

Dec 13 @ 6:55AM  
Here's ur sign
where's my watch?
or

Encore! Encore! Encore!
tassie1

Dec 14 @ 10:55PM  
I usually hear; where's my coffee ?
baddboy52

Dec 15 @ 12:14PM  
what the f--k
baddboy52

Dec 15 @ 12:14PM  
what the f--k
baddboy52

Dec 15 @ 12:20PM  
WHAT WAS THAT
fantom013

Dec 16 @ 1:29AM  
What was that?
LonelyHeart18

Dec 17 @ 1:52AM  
where's my clothes?
I'm coming Mom!
I'm not done
That was FAST!
Are you kidding?
so what now?
Can I swallow?
jbates

Dec 19 @ 10:53AM  
Round Two, babe?
jakethesnake10

Dec 20 @ 7:59AM  
what's that smell.........?
JamesVYP

Dec 21 @ 8:34PM  
Baby im squirting!!!! l0l
tamnana

Dec 22 @ 5:34PM  
Are we done ?
Get some rest
Next round please
TheLastTrueGentleman

Dec 24 @ 8:02AM  
Ya pregnant yet?!?!
takniteasy00

Dec 26 @ 1:04AM  
Starting to sober
matthewaqui

Dec 26 @ 6:20PM  
Get Off Me!!!
mdx71

Dec 27 @ 11:14PM  
Are you dead?
soft_touch938

Dec 29 @ 8:16AM  
Took me awhile to answer this...been so long that I didn't remember but after last night....it's...THANKS HUN...FANTASTIC!!!
rockn6

Dec 29 @ 9:17PM  
Get Out NOW!!!!!!!
What was that????
bossmattie

Dec 30 @ 8:12PM  
got mine, U?
PowPow

Dec 31 @ 8:25PM  


Roll on over

Facedown butt up

Here comes Chunky!
Dan_Kessler

Jan 1 @ 12:29AM  
That Was Awesome!
brownie74

Jan 1 @ 4:33PM  
ok who's next
kingdongilingus

Jan 1 @ 5:58PM  
How much, $300?
I am Hungry.
Shut the Door.
My Back Hurts.
Another headache AGAIN?

Damn, the COPS!
fredkahuna

Jan 5 @ 2:47AM  
Dontchya stop NOW!
fredkahuna

Jan 5 @ 2:48AM  
Ready for More?
BigFish713689

Jan 5 @ 3:11PM  
Suck Me Dry!!!!
jdtallfem

Jan 6 @ 2:10AM  
Quit falling out!
You're tongue's tired?
We're smacking good!
Wider, Deeper, Harder....
To the left....
Faster now...Thrust!
That's really it?
What a wad...
Need soda pronto...
Cuddle me now....
DoctorG762

Jan 6 @ 1:50PM  
Sexually Transmitted Disease
nickrivers

Jan 7 @ 9:00PM  
That felt good
nickrivers

Jan 7 @ 9:01PM  
Hit the spot
Decipherme

Jan 9 @ 12:08PM  
You accept checks?
thenewking

Jan 12 @ 9:38AM  
Got a sister?
thenewking

Jan 12 @ 9:39AM  
Mom horny too?
saltynutroll

Jan 12 @ 10:47PM  
round 4 comming
jump back on
rgrrbbt

Jan 15 @ 1:01AM  
I've had better
youngm22

Jan 15 @ 1:08PM  
Now make dinner..
hardworker19

Jan 18 @ 12:39AM  
GOD THAT WAS GOOD.
thunderlumber

Jan 18 @ 6:58PM  
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz
Soj117

Jan 19 @ 1:33AM  
You ready again?
aspiringwriter

Jan 19 @ 2:19AM  
I think these aren't already on this list...

My sister's better
Your brother's better
Where am I?
Camera's still rolling?
Is that normal?
Yours is bigger
stinky202

Jan 22 @ 3:07AM  
go home bitch...
here's your money
I'm Marv Albert!
don't tell mom
Found your dentures
i want more
Where's your husband?
Where's your wife?
Where's your dog?
yes, already done.
nice job grandma
thedonjp

Jan 25 @ 8:47PM  
I'm finished....leave.
TheShy14You

Jan 25 @ 11:03PM  
Wanna go again!!!!
LatinoInGermany

Jan 27 @ 4:13AM  
Where's your mom ??
captainkaboom123

Jan 29 @ 12:02AM  
good night baby
attentive145

Jan 30 @ 6:29PM  
I want more!!!!!!!!!!!
sky_86

Jan 31 @ 2:04PM  
Please Go Now
sky_86

Jan 31 @ 2:05PM  
Fuck You Bitch
buckpottruff

Feb 3 @ 5:05PM  
good for starters!!!!
vanessaaa

Feb 7 @ 9:23PM  
It was thrilling.
hounddoggie

Feb 8 @ 9:20PM  
one more time
nobjob08

Feb 10 @ 11:34AM  
again! again! again!
thebutton

Feb 13 @ 11:32AM  
DON'T call me!
lizardking72

Feb 13 @ 11:20PM  
your sister's better !
ImBatman283

Feb 14 @ 6:28PM  
I'm Batman
GaelicStud1

Feb 16 @ 12:02AM  
Wanna fuck again?
GaelicStud1

Feb 16 @ 12:09AM  
Good lap dog!
Sick I know!!!
I need
happyface452

Feb 16 @ 1:17AM  
you are amazing
coltz666

Feb 19 @ 12:47AM  
back to class
wheel chair 4 u
she told me she was 18
olelilbit

Feb 21 @ 6:53PM  
can you move?
hotbijenni

Feb 21 @ 7:45PM  
you came already?
waco92

Feb 24 @ 1:23AM  
your name is??
GaelicStud1

Feb 24 @ 7:27PM  
Honey! Uh...her?
paradox110

Feb 27 @ 9:50PM  
Okay, who's next?
impretty72

Feb 28 @ 4:08PM  
THAT WAS HEAVEN
sinn_fein

Mar 3 @ 4:11PM  
... TORA ..TORA ...TORA ...>!!!!!
grizman

Mar 9 @ 3:06AM  

try that again?
sipz001

Mar 9 @ 6:44PM  
get a towel...
sipz001

Mar 9 @ 6:45PM  
lick that off
BT1989

Mar 11 @ 12:02AM  
I have AIDS!
louise872

Mar 12 @ 6:24PM  
thanks good bye
bolt438

Mar 18 @ 6:16PM  
words can't describe
booter1294

Mar 19 @ 2:48PM  
lets doit again
guitarist0882

Mar 19 @ 6:59PM  
Better than goats ...
IluvJDM

Mar 21 @ 12:48AM  
Giggity Giggity Goo !!!
LucifersMaliciousGrin

Mar 21 @ 1:30AM  
"Fucking useless cunt."

lolz.

I would never actually say that, but damn it would be funny.
meandmyself

Mar 21 @ 8:27PM  
lekkere neuk gleuf
18wheelinman

Mar 23 @ 5:56PM  
Do It Again!!!!!
wnt2tasteu

Mar 24 @ 8:36PM  
"I'm still hard"
wnt2tasteu

Mar 24 @ 8:37PM  
did you swallow?
wnt2tasteu

Mar 24 @ 8:38PM  
now untie me
earlybirds

Mar 25 @ 6:04PM  
sex is great
sammiejean

Mar 30 @ 10:07PM  
I think I forgot to take my pill today.. do u like kids??
aftershox

Mar 30 @ 10:18PM  
What's your name?
Greggo3

Mar 31 @ 6:39PM  
ONE MORE TIME ~!
joinmeplz

Apr 5 @ 10:20PM  
This your diaphragm? Visiting the bathroom after the fact LOL
Ever considered Viagra!
My dogs better!
Your mom's better
Should've done better!
Would've done better
I'll do myself!
Should've done myself!
Will do myself!
Just did myself!
That exit only
what's up Brad
you tasted different

Wow I've done
burdinep

Apr 6 @ 8:10PM  
doing that again
loveinit

Apr 7 @ 1:06AM  
feel better yet?

my head hurts

damn thats loose

the condom broke

your mom's better

wasn't worth it

the hamster's dead

shit that out

ewww, you farted

now serving 67

pass the penicillin.

loveinit

Apr 7 @ 1:24AM  
now you're infected

your wife's turn

swallow, damn it

thanks, drive-thru please

fuck, I'm stuck!
lcline

Apr 7 @ 1:17PM  
wipe your mouth
ptm425

Apr 9 @ 12:19AM  
Got A Smoke?
griffinofsussex

Apr 12 @ 4:40PM  
don't touch me
or
go make breakfast
N_Drought

Apr 14 @ 10:58PM  
now.... your brother?
mmmmmk let's cuddle!
are you hungry?
now.... your sister?
where's the baby?
stupid ass bitch!
you deserved it
kiss my feet
who's ur daddy!
TheAvenger

Apr 14 @ 11:12PM  
"Burnt toast, Master?"
rick4utf

Apr 15 @ 6:05PM  
loveit,soft and warm
just like you
evild614

Apr 17 @ 2:08AM  
Oh, shit! Cops!

Yay, cruise control!

That was you?!

You take Visa?

She's conscious! Run!
jgrg

Apr 17 @ 10:20PM  
Bond, James Bond!
muffineater04

Apr 22 @ 10:08AM  
i have 2 : have mercy darlin, and damn thats good
slou49

Apr 22 @ 9:31PM  
whats your name?
singlestud125

Apr 27 @ 6:40PM  
let me reload
Somewhere_for_you_to_Sit

Apr 28 @ 11:52PM  
WHAT`S THAT SMELL?
Somewhere_for_you_to_Sit

Apr 28 @ 11:52PM  
WHAT`S THAT SMELL?
color_me_yours

May 6 @ 8:00AM  
That.............was..............amazing
dylicious

May 10 @ 4:53PM  
Wash your face
nakednazi

May 12 @ 1:51PM  
Im Sooo Drunk!!

wow, your ugly

I didnt pullout

that was amazing

wheres my cigarettes?
nakednazi

May 12 @ 2:14PM  
u call that sex?

it gets bigger

you have what????

no clothes allowed

are you serious

(on those nights she wont give u none) my arms tired

can we switch?

not wat i expected

u can take the bag off your head now



getherdun

May 12 @ 11:19PM  
LET'S FUCK AGAIN !
fun4two

May 19 @ 6:17PM  
Whats that smell?
playercore

May 20 @ 8:16PM  
wow wow wow
tjnriley

May 24 @ 6:21PM  
Do it again??
ernie8888

May 24 @ 6:34PM  
SHEROTICA? WRONG SEX.
StronghandsNC

May 25 @ 8:06PM  
"That was weird!"
worldlyfan

May 26 @ 10:36PM  
Where's your leg?
l00kin4myprince

May 26 @ 10:38PM  
Good Night!
Irridum

May 27 @ 12:03AM  
We met where?
We drank what!
How many times?
All three holes?
On who's car?
What cop car?
Who are you?
A cops wife!
Who Took Pictures?
I'm so busted!
Your husband watched?
With my wife!!
Oh my god!
They did what?
How many guys?
And a donkee?????!!!!
The football stadium!
At half time!!!
I'm leaving town.
by my self
no you can"t
your a nympho
My dick's broke!
kingdongilingus

May 27 @ 12:20AM  
"My Dick Hurts".
"Pepto Freaking Bismol".

"Tequila is evil"- (KNOWN freaking King fact)

"My head hurts".
"Oh god.....you".

"Oh god....me".
"Oh god...us".

"I knew better".
"Now I know".

"Tell him NO".
"More than two, bad for you". (In response to 3-somes, 6 words, 2 sets of 3)

"You have HIV!"
"What dudes kid?"
"Hubby is home".

"Run.....now.....faster!".

"I just puked".
"Rabies is why.....".
"Food.....food......food".
"Sleep.....sleep....sleep".

"Shut fucking UP".
"You hear something?".
"My ass itches".
"Man from Nantucket".

My favorite (More than three, but bear with me).
"Don't forget John, Watch Wallet Testicles Spectacles".

"JAYSUS Christ WHY!"

forthethrill

Jun 4 @ 12:07AM  
Where's the camera?
exlargeregular

Jun 7 @ 3:22AM  
pull my finger
buster411

Jun 18 @ 11:14PM  
READY, SET, START
ringer1960k

Jun 19 @ 12:58PM  
Where's my watch??

or

please stop gagging!!

or

you awake yet??
avx1morenight

Jun 26 @ 11:08PM  
its about time
italdudeusa

Jul 2 @ 4:20AM  
Ride Pony Again

&

You`re a dude ?
RareRomeo

Jul 16 @ 11:28PM  
new world record
rabbitboy

Jul 18 @ 3:27PM  
USE THIS TOWEL
hello2you

Jul 18 @ 10:41PM  
My husband's home.

Dog is watching.

Chocolate sauce where?
adventurer26

Jul 19 @ 7:12AM  
Where's the towel? (haha since all others have been said)
mta866

Jul 20 @ 5:39PM  
ive had better!!
Rent_Boy

Jul 30 @ 6:41AM  
MORE MORE MORE!
wants2fuk69

Jul 31 @ 2:01AM  
Needs More Cowbell!!
manoman21

Aug 4 @ 1:04PM  
are we done
HorneyManforSex

Aug 6 @ 3:44PM  
WOW! HOLY SHIT!
exstacyfor2

Aug 8 @ 5:27PM  
so......how much ?
bn3375

Aug 9 @ 12:15AM  
Are you serious?
What the Hell?
What was that?
Gimme a break?
Okay I'm ready
WoW! that SUCKED!
schubidu

Aug 12 @ 4:25AM  
I was first
laptop69rx

Aug 13 @ 2:11AM  
luvs a swollower
fortysixandtwo

Aug 22 @ 7:38PM  
I guarantee this is the three words you don't wanna hear after sex "HONEY I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!"
nymphoholica

Aug 24 @ 12:41AM  
u got gynosifaherpa what!!!
Big_Ricky

Aug 25 @ 5:35AM  
thats never happened...:(
Big_Ricky

Aug 25 @ 5:36AM  
coulda been worse....
angiet2008

Sep 1 @ 10:34PM  
were you in?
eth426

Sep 9 @ 10:30PM  
make a sandwich...jk
eth426

Sep 9 @ 10:42PM  
That was funny
It's so cute
Could've been better
credit or debit?
huh?...what condom
Im under age.

bouncyp

Sep 15 @ 7:32PM  
What? Your done?
slowtoknow

Sep 18 @ 7:00AM  
I smell smoke !

What was that ?

I hear something !

Was that keys ?

Wana go again ?

Better than before !

Let's get undressed





mark43

Sep 21 @ 11:53PM  
my turn honey.
evil_shenanigans

Sep 23 @ 11:22PM  
Call a cab.
mark43

Sep 25 @ 10:29PM  
i want more

nice tight ass

did you swallow

sweet tasting snatch

bend over honey

such me again

eat your ass

eat your pussy
CompleteMadness

Sep 25 @ 10:52PM  
Gimme a Sandwich

The condom's gone

Hey, stop that

Hey! No cuddling

Damn, that hurt.

You were in?

Where's the lube?

That was quick

You're still going?

Last but not least.

How Very Anticlimatic...
bixy

Oct 1 @ 10:01AM  
have you farted ??
TrifidNoodle

Oct 4 @ 9:17PM  
You got antivirals?

Don't tell mom!

What's that smell?

studduck1973

Oct 10 @ 7:54AM  
whats your name?
studduck1973

Oct 10 @ 7:56AM  
i've had better
psb100

Oct 21 @ 1:33AM  
You want KFC?

Seriously, my ex used to crave fried chicken after sex all the time...
Temes

Oct 29 @ 1:50AM  
Think I'm gay
seabeeski

Nov 4 @ 11:37AM  
SHHH! I'm sleeping!


Or



Your a NUN???!?


Or



Thank you officer!


or



My Ass hurts!


or


Luv you sis! (or mom)
coolbeenz

Nov 12 @ 11:43AM  
GOT MILK?
bigbill1308

Nov 13 @ 9:38AM  
I NEEDED THAT OR I FEEL BETTER
swm86

Nov 17 @ 9:55PM  
WOW!....smoke break
need a cig?
no, dont stop
that was.....different
...and you are?
so....what now?
...told you so
spipper

Nov 22 @ 8:15PM  
where am i?
airforceboy2007

Nov 25 @ 12:29PM  
are we done?

you can leave

that was new

what'd i DO?!?

i tapped THAT?
exiled776

Nov 25 @ 1:11PM  
Need a Break?

Next position please.

Done so soon?

Is that it?

I did???? oops.
overfull7

Dec 6 @ 6:42AM  
You've got Sperm!
layya829

Dec 8 @ 11:33AM  
I WANT MORE
hank123862

Dec 8 @ 1:56PM  
you swallowed that?????
smash_u

Dec 9 @ 3:20PM  
the condom broke.
gjasuwan

Dec 18 @ 1:42AM  
I know I busted but I'm still hard lets go some more.....(that was more than three huh)
gjasuwan

Dec 18 @ 1:44AM  
Damn! Not again.
XKapade

Dec 27 @ 1:18AM  
What's that smell?
twistedluv

Jan 2 @ 1:23PM  
are you fertile?

smile fort' camera

we have clamidia
brianb658

Jan 2 @ 5:51PM  
Let's getta shower.
steve10101977

Jan 3 @ 6:46PM  
Whats your name
flavorbuster

Jan 4 @ 2:37AM  
Who is next!!!!!
rewfeeoh

Jan 17 @ 1:11AM  
your only 12?
PinkToeNails

Jan 17 @ 5:21AM  
your only 12?
coolguynumber1

Jan 19 @ 6:51PM  
[/B]Oh Goodness me !!![B]
poppy1471

Jan 21 @ 4:05PM  
Take it out?
poppy1471

Jan 27 @ 12:51PM  
What the deuce ?
plot23

Feb 2 @ 12:41PM  
got a smoke?
FUBARboy

Feb 3 @ 4:13PM  
i'm gay now.







where's my money?
Jack8up

Feb 5 @ 9:58PM  
Oh Yeah Fuck!
Jack8up

Feb 5 @ 10:07PM  
Yeah right there, You want this?, How about this? You like that? You do, huh?, Sit right there, No right here, now take this, You want it, Thats right baby, Don't stop now, Keep on going, You got it,come over here, thats very good,Take my cock,In your mouth,suck it good,nice and easy,turn a round,put it up,higher higher higher!, Thats really good,there you go,hold on now,here you go,fucken right there,oh yeah fuck!
tbonwilli

Feb 7 @ 5:50PM  
mmmmmmm! (slurp) That was delicious
rocklife

Feb 16 @ 11:43AM  
you still here
vandel313307

Feb 16 @ 3:30PM  
one word i would love to have a pussy to suck asap call vandle 13132083741 im new and get me while im hot they working on photo
VirtualSlut4u

Feb 16 @ 4:10PM  
what's for dinner?

I'm awfully thirsty

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