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Cat Vs. Dog (Men Vs. Women)

posted 5/23/2010 8:27:27 AM |
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  Sunshine79

What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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ThePurpleProphet

May 23 @ 9:39AM  
No fucking after that blog, It makes me want to grunt and wrestle instead.
Wordsofwit

May 23 @ 9:42AM  
If I could lick my own crotch, I wouldn't need a cat.
ksk72

May 23 @ 12:46PM  
Thats why I have 4 dogs and no cats
1bunny629

May 23 @ 2:22PM  
Very cute!...but...if Talulah were a man in a little fury coat I probably wouldn't enjoy her itty bitty snoring as much....
StraddleMyNose

May 23 @ 3:04PM  
That was cute!
KitKat25

May 23 @ 3:33PM  
Ain't that the truth!

Cute blog Sunshine.
PinkToeNails

May 23 @ 8:56PM  
If I could lick my own crotch, I wouldn't need a cat

Bruce...


sugarnspice005

May 23 @ 9:00PM  
If I could lick my own crotch, I wouldn't need a cat.




well, I've got me 5 of those "tiny men in little fur coats".

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