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A Brunette, A Redhead & A Blonde......

posted 5/21/2010 12:29:56 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunette,

"Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh.....no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH!

The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell,

"Jump! You have to jump!"

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Not until you put the blanket down and back away!" yelled the Blonde.

......... ........... ............ ........... .......... ......

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surv6969

May 21 @ 12:42PM  
shyguy140

May 21 @ 12:44PM  
sugarnspice005

May 21 @ 12:50PM  


1bunny629

May 21 @ 2:13PM  
Love your new pic! I am waiting for mine to be approved....
onehornytoad69

May 21 @ 3:44PM  

I also love your New Pic!!! (Love the Smile!)
ThePurpleProphet

May 21 @ 5:03PM  
Score one for the blondes.
tassie1

May 21 @ 5:52PM  
I bet that new pic is your baby sister ain't it
PeachyKeen

May 21 @ 6:55PM  
What happens if you are a brunette, with red and blonde highlights... you get smashed three times or are you the keeper? I'm not going to jump just to find out?

Sweet pic!
theSkwirl

May 21 @ 9:05PM  
Firemen? Sounds like some who should be set on fire.

Ok I know I'm a stick in the proverbial mud.
KitKat25

May 21 @ 9:47PM  
The firemen sound very naughty...I think they need a spanking.
justme4u

May 21 @ 10:44PM  
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ShadowMale

May 22 @ 12:40AM  
The firemen sound very naughty...I think they need a spanking.

I'll be your fireman Kat...

And yes... love the new pic Sunny. You still look like a teenager nwo though. And why yes.... I do wanna fuck!
LilGriz

May 22 @ 3:15PM  
Well, at least she was thinking .... sorta. Scary huh????
StraddleMyNose

May 22 @ 3:28PM  

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